A list of puns related to "Prouder"
Seriously, who is this Mr. or Mrs. Prouder?
9yo: Mom, what are you listening to?
Wife: Pandora
9yo: What station?
Wife: OK Go.
9yo: OK, I'll go.
And my 9yo proceeded to walk out the door. I was so proud! Had a little tear in my eye and everything.
I made dinner that was ready right as my wife got home from work. I was pulling the fish out of the oven and ask her if she is having rice on the side. She tells me "that's naan of your business" as I turn and see her putting a piece of naan in the toaster.
6 year old daughter is showing how well she does splits and touches her nose to her knee.
"Daddy, can you touch your nose to your knee?"
"Honey, I can't touch my nose to your knee."
Watching the local news and they come to their end of the broadcast fluff piece. Tonight it was about a farmer growing a 2000lb pumpkin.
Me: "Wow"
Her: "Oh my gourd!"
Last month, a guy in Cincinnati stole a salt truck and led police on a 30 minute chase. (true story) At one point he tried to dump the load of salt on a police car. I told my teenage daughter this and she looked at me with a straight face and said βI guess theyβre going to arrest him for assaulting an officer.β π
Never been prouder of my daughter. π
"I'm breathing underwater."
I've never been prouder.
An error-plane
As just to me by my 7 year old. Iβve never been prouder!
Today my 4 year old was talking about Halloween and said "it was pretty ghoul."
Never been prouder.
He replied, "Your name is 'You know what my name is'?"
I've never been prouder.
My 2 year old little girl was sitting at the kitchen table eating her dinner. It was me and my wife and her, just chilling. So, she drops her napkin on the floor and I pick it up and hand it to her, to which she says thank you daddy. So, I ask her if she can say thank you in spanish.
"Thank you daddy, in spanish"
I almost choked on my meal I laughed so hard, and my wife groaned. I have never been prouder.
Today I have outdone myself. When asking my sister how her day went, she said that she learned how to cook an omelet today and she said she did really well on it. I then said "next time, omelet you cook breakfast." I swear the look of disgust on her face could turn milk sour, and I couldn't be any prouder of myself.
what do you call a pig thief?
a ham-burglar.
never been prouder!
L: Daddy? Me: Yes, sweety L: I, hungry H, without missing a beat: Hi hungry, I'm H!
I've never been prouder.
Wife: βHow much do sailors swear though?β Me: βA Ship-Load!β
... one of my prouder dad-jokes
"Tree-va la RΓ©sistance!"
It was one of my prouder parenting moments.
My wife and I welcomed our new daughter this week. The wife wanted some classic rock while she was pushing. We were all there, the doctor, the main nurse (with whom we were joking all day long) and a few other nurses. This was the moment of truth.
Suddenly, the Scorpions' "Rock you like a hurricane" comes on, and my wife exclaims: "This is exactly what I need to pump me up!! She is going to be a Scorpion!"
To which I replied "Actually, she'll be a Sagittarius"
The nurse looked at me surprised, cracked up, the wife rolled her eyes, and a few breaths later my daughter was born.
I have never been prouder to be a dad.
My son was singing one of the songs from the Lion King. I thought it sounded weird so I asked, "Are those real words?"
My daughter said, "Yep. They're all in the dictionary."
I couldn't be prouder!
a tire / attire.
(This one was from my 16 year old son. Couldn't be prouder.)
I was at the grocery store with my teenage brother and when we went through the produce aisle he turned to me and said " Something about this aisle makes me feel like a guy who's been in a coma for the last 20 years trying to figure out the slang he missed" " What?" You know, because that's some rad ish" I've never been prouder.
Last weekend, a group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were waiting in line for a concert in the city. While we were standing around, my girlfriend excitedly started pointing at a hotel a few blocks away.
"Look at the top of that building! I think that's an indoor pool on the top floor!"
Because it was hard to tell and we were bored in line, a debate started about whether it not it was actually a pool, until I stated that it was obviously a bar.
"Why do you say that?"
"Because nice hotels like to set the bar high."
I've never been prouder to make a group of people groan.
His response: Why? Was it an act of protest?
Me: What?
Him: Were you protesting against a Tea-Towelitarian government?
I've never been prouder to be his son
Full disclosure, I'm just a guy in his mid-20s - not a dad, though with my cheesy sense of humor I may as well be. Wanted to share one of my prouder examples of that today.
Anyways, a couple friends and I were visiting another friend out of town, and we'd been eating quite a bit on our trip (and not the healthiest stuff either). I randomly decided to weigh myself and found that I was 158 lbs, which was a bit alarming because I had just been around 150 a week or two prior.
Came downstairs and the topic of how much we'd been eating came up. I mentioned my weight of 158, and one of my friends went "Damn, how did that happen?" And I swear to god, without even thinking, this just came out:
"Well I was 150... and then I eight."
My cousin and his wife have a 3 year old daughter, and they're traveling to visit us cross-country for Thanksgiving. In the hotel last night, cousin (Steven) was discussing breakfast with his daughter (Emily).
Steven: "Tomorrow morning, before we leave, the hotel is going to cook us breakfast!"
Emily: "Daddy, how is the hotel going to cook us breakfast? It doesn't even have hands!"
Steven said he's never been prouder.
My daughter (who's 8) is already working on her Dad jokes. Just got this text:
> Dada! In Star Wars C3-PO was caught red handed! > > C3PO's hand was red! > > Anddddd I bet that he was caught by the empire red handed and got his red hand!
Never been prouder.
He was a roll model.
My dad has never been prouder.
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