Proud dad moment: My five year old and I were discussing Halloween candy. I told him I like Kit-Kats.

He picked out a Butterfinger from his bag, held it up, and said β€œKit-Kats are good but these are butter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I’m both proud and ashamed of this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakachuPikachu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.

My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.

My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.

4yo: "I like your shirt mama!

Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?

4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shade0217
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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This occurred to me at 1 am and I’ve never been more proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Cookiez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_tak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I posted this on r/memes a while ago and it didn't blow up or somthing. I am just so proud of this it makes me laugh every time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/or2072
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Just got my grandma good, and made my father proud

After eating dinner with my parents and grandma, I got a bag of Little Bites Fudge Brownies from the pantry. My grandma asks me if they were from the box. I hold them up and point to the package and say β€œno they’re from the bag”

My dad and I lost it and started crying. Pray that we find it soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beansforlife
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ennis88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My 8yo daughter made me proud and came up with this: I don't get why pirates go around on boats...

They should be in the arrrrmy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstableBrew
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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My son just told his first dad joke at 13 and I’m so proud

So my kids are clearing the dishes after dinner, it’s their job every day. My daughter was scraping all the scraps in the bin, which contained some food. Son: β€œJeze Lauren you need to be more considerate, every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes”.... Ded πŸ’€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adz1179
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and we’re kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?

Sir Anwrap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_without_wax
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I'm a fairly new dad and I'm proud of this

I was out grocery shopping yesterday and was looking at wines. The lady next to me grabbed a bottle but knocked another bottle to the floor. It broke and red wine went everywhere. I said the first thing that came to mind...

"Caught you red handed".

She looked and me and started laughing. One of my proudest moments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingLui014
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Hi, I'm Poseidon. Just had to share this. I'm so proud of my boy. He's already working on his Christmas cards for this year, and I walked by and noticed what he was writing in each one.

Sea son's greetings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Not a dad, but my neighbor who is a dad was proud of me for this one. He was helping me dig up trees and I turned to him upset and said:

Wow you just left me with a bunch of Ash-holes in my yard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tataku999
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Before I tucked my son into bed, I told him how proud I am of him, and that he is the second best son in the world.

Him: second best?

Me: yeah, I'm still the best son. But you're doing great, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Litpunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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A proud mom gave birth to twins that she named Juan and Amal.

She only carries one picture because once you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I was just on the toilet having my morning movement. My wife walked up and said she was proud of me

"You're not holding on to last year's shit"

My wife beat me to the first dad joke of the year. Damnit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trobsmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Fred and Wilma would be proud

Did you know the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi doo!

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So proud of my daughter! We’re watching the dog desperately trying to get the cat to play with her. Me: β€œDog can’t hang because she’s a dump truck and and the cat is a Ferrari. Daughter:

Don’t you mean a β€œFur-rari”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epic_pale
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I just dad joked my dad, and I'm proud of it.

I went to the grocery store, and the change was $5.02, so on my ride home, I perfected the ultimate plan for a dad who loves dad jokes...

Me: Oh, here's the change *hands 5.00 bill*

Dad: You can set the groceries on the counter

Me: Oh by the way, do you want my two cents on the groceries?

Dad: *confused look* o...kay?

Me: *hands receipt and two pennies*

It took a minute for him to realize but everyone got a good laugh out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adventuresofzarek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I taught my kid speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish β€œHarry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.

I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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My 10-year old just saw me on Reddit and said this. I am proud.

Dad, do people on Reddit make fun of that sleeping lion song? It’s just a meme away, a meme away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BandDirector17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I'm so proud of my son, for bringing bread and a jar of peanut butter to the truck show.

After all, this is MONSTER JAM!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Very proud of my five year old daughter. My wife screamed with a sound of absolute terror while in the shower earlier. I find out that she saw a few hairs together, thought it was a giant bug, and temporarily lost her mind. My daughter asked why she screamed...

...so I told her that her mom saw a few hairs fall out of her head and freaked out.

My daughter responds, completely deadpan, "mom had rabbits falling out of her head?"

She's going to be a great dad one day.

Edit: skipped a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeftHandedToe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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So it's past 4 am for me and my mind decided to make this. are you proud internet?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ydc137
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I was in the car with my 10 year old daughter and there was a sign that said road works ahead. She’s said road works ahead , that’s a relief. I’ve never been so proud to be a dad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tabrjo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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My friend is so proud that he finally got a waterbed with sliding boxes opened by pulling out and closed by pushing in...

Now he can wake up and jump straight into his drawers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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My mother has always been a staunch supporter of the LGBT movement. In fact, back in the 80s, she even told me that one day, β€œout and proud” people would have an entire month of celebration!

Mama said there’d be gays like this!

Happy Pride Month, y’all. :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzus628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackIs01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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My girlfriend made me proud with this one. We were in a store called poundland, and I dropped some change at the till...

She asked "Where did your pound land?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henburst
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2017
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11 years ago my mother decided to go back and finish school. She earned her bachelors, masters, and just got her PhD. She asked if I was proud of her

"What's with the third degree?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pzl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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So I entered my pet moth Effy in a flying race... I was so proud of her... She was in the lead the entire race! But just before the finish, another moth came out of nowhere and flew past her at the finish line to win...

Have you ever seen a moth bawl?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I finished my puzzle today, it took me 6 months and I’m pretty proud of myself

On the box it says 3-5 years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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As I was watching my wife give birth, I was proud, amazed and a little surprised.

But deep down I knew she had it in her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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[request] What cultures and countries today are proud of their puns?

This is not so much a request for a pun. I had heard that there was a town in the Scandinavian region that was known for their puns, and that this was recognized throughout the country. This was a part of a larger conversation about puns in general and the fact that they are typically frowned upon in english, while many other languages celebrate the pun, and are in fact more pun-prone due to the structure of the language.

However, I cannot remember where I heard this, I believe it was a podcast, but I cannot recall.

So, what cultures celebrate the pun, and do you know of any cities or towns known for their puns?

Thanks :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcraftt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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Heard "I'm Aquaman!", turned around and saw this. I've never been so proud...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aliceandro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2014
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My husband has gradually grown to tolerate and even appreciate puns. Today he made me proud.

He made a pun in the shower, we giggled, and I noted how he's gone from hating puns to making his own. I called him my "young Padawan" and he responded, "You mean, Pun-awan?" It was seemless. I lost my shit. Just wanted to share with you guys :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowsphinx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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Dad joked my wife and son. Feeling very proud.

Okay so today is payday and my wife and I were making up our budget. My son (2 years old) comes over and takes the pen trying to color on my wife's notebook. We turn it to a blank page and just let him go crazy.

He then starts trying to color on himself, marking a line on his forehead.

I take the pen and say, "No Joshua! That's where I, (looked at my wife when I said this next part) DRAW THE LINE." Wife groaned, my son wined for a bit, I laughed my ass off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HobbyLobbyAtheist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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My wife, who has been losing weight recently (and I'm proud of her) asked me "you know how I've been losing all this weight? I ran"

And I said "ya and Iraq and Syria too. Stress can definitely make you lose weight"

She wasn't impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lol_camis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2015
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I pulled one on my dad today and I'm very proud of myself.

Dad: "I've never seen him before" (Referring to the new guy delivering our mail)

Me: "Do you think he's an imPOSTer?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Tamassran_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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My sister just dad joked me. Caught me off guard and made me proud.

My sister and I share an office working in the family business. This morning she turned to me and said, "Did you hear that Wisconsin got a new slogan for their license plates?"

"They did?" I say, as I immediately bring up Google and start looking up Wisconsin license plates.

"Yeah," She says with a grin. "It's 'Come smell our dairy air.'"

This was followed by lots of laughing and immediately calling family to share this new, glorious joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItMightGetBeard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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I'm so proud of myself, and I'm not even a dad!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jman939
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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And the Son Makes the Dad proud...

I made home-made oatmeal for breakfast, and Grandma (my mother-in-law) wanted hers with just butter and sugar. She said "I grew up with butter and sugar."

My responds with "OK, but what did you eat?"

My Son just made me so proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/texas1st
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2015
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Pulled this one on my wife and kids, I'm pretty proud of it actually.

Me: Hey guys, how does a Pirate climb a rope?

Them: (Silence and Odd stares)

Me: With his Aaarghms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fubarfrank
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2014
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I am teaching my kid speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish β€œHarry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.

I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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