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He tried everything: rodents, small animals, and even cuts from larger animals, but it wouldn't eat.

As a last resort, he offered a virgin, but still the snake wouldn't eat. So, he called up the village's wise man.

Without hesitation, the wise man put two pieces of bread on the woman, and the snake ate her whole.

When Attila asked why, the wise man responded,

"Thine anaconda don't want nun unless you've got buns, hun!"

That's why I haven't lost my virginity.

The ancient Greeks greatly feared volcanic explosions from Mt. Olympus, so they developed a tradition of sacrificing young maidens to the Gods on the mountain. Every year they selected five girls, and sacrificed four. Then they assigned the other one to stomp the olive harvest. That’s where we get Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

They needed 3 wise men and a virgin

They called her Virgin for short... But not for long!!!

Said the virgin.

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Did you know?

On the Canary Islands, there is not one Canary.

and on the Virgin Islands, there is not one Canary there either.

I’m thinking extra virgin

He heard she was extra virgin.

Same with the Virgin Islands. There’s no canaries there either.

And all I could think of was ... Virgin Mobile.

My uncle Arnie asked me if I knew where extra virgin olive oil came from. I said no and he said very ugly trees.

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The virgin stops existing after his first hole in one,

I guess you could call them the virgin seas.

So I put on hulk cosplay and I send a pic of myself to pops

     Dad? Guess whose this?? <<

>> A virgin.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Kenyan, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Moroccan, an Israeli, a Palestinian, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Manxman, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant. “I’m sorry,” said the maître d’, “but you can’t come in here without a Thai."

I sneezed and my daughter said, "Gesundheit!"

My husband said, "Oh, hey, that's German for 'virgin', right?"

Confused looks from everyone.

Dad: "Ya know. Goes-in-tight?"

Bloody Mary, Bulgogi

Fish Tacos

Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle

Fruit Roll-Ups

Jerked Beef

Kumquat

NutterButter

Red Hots

Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork

Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers

Tuna Melt, Twizzlers

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Virgin airlines

His provider was Virgin Mobile.

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Why is her cellphone bill so high?

Because she's a roamin' Catholic.

I answered, "my virginity"

Why is it virgin? I haven't seen a pregnant one yet. (I love my dad)

Via text message, after missing my flight the previous night.
Brother: Did you make your plane?
Me: No.
Me: A factory did.
Brother: This is why you're a virgin.

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Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a Virgin ......

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Also on the Virgin Islands - same thing - not one canary there either

We are both extra virgin

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... And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing. Not one canary there either.

There are no canaries on the Canary Islands.

And on the Virgin islands... >!nope, no canaries there either!<.

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