The prosecuting attorney would lose every trial because he was too namby-pamby...

He had a lack of conviction that led to a lack of conviction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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The District Attorney’s team always goes out for Mexican when they’re immersed in a difficult prosecution.

When they need to get some case ideas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2021
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Did you hear about the two guys who were prosecuted for plagiarizing a 1920’s German artist’s work?

They went to jail because de stijl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tds8t7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Where was the burger taken after being arrested for robbing?

the food court

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2021
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What the prosecution needs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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An innocent father was prosecuted for lining his kids up and beating them with his bare hands.

"There was no punchline, your honor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veehon
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Where does the Prosecution Team go for Lunch? imgur.com/tl82zt6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trevorwhite102
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2014
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Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?

They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitz_cuniculus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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The police caught the teflon thief red-handed

And yet, the prosecution couldn't make the charges stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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The prosecution in the pistorius case has come forward with new evidence

The defence is stumped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaintySload
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2013
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Everyone needs to calm down about these solid H2O prosecutions.

It's just ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxatr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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How did the pasta get away with murder?

The prosecution had gnocci witnesses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bshafs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Big bird was denied bail.

The prosecution said he was a flight risk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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