The prosecuting attorney would lose every trial because he was too namby-pamby...
He had a lack of conviction that led to a lack of conviction.
The District Attorney’s team always goes out for Mexican when they’re immersed in a difficult prosecution.
When they need to get some case ideas.
Did you hear about the two guys who were prosecuted for plagiarizing a 1920’s German artist’s work?
They went to jail because de stijl.
Where was the burger taken after being arrested for robbing?
the food court
An innocent father was prosecuted for lining his kids up and beating them with his bare hands.
"There was no punchline, your honor."
Where does the Prosecution Team go for Lunch? imgur.com/tl82zt6
Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
The police caught the teflon thief red-handed
And yet, the prosecution couldn't make the charges stick
The prosecution in the pistorius case has come forward with new evidence
The defence is stumped
Everyone needs to calm down about these solid H2O prosecutions.
It's just ice.
How did the pasta get away with murder?
The prosecution had gnocci witnesses
Big bird was denied bail.
The prosecution said he was a flight risk.
