TIL: A little known rule in the NFL prohibits players to have chicken as pets.
It’s considered a personal fowl.
A slumlord prohibits his tenants from painting the doors of their apartments any color other than slate.
He believes there’s nothing like the greyed-out doors.
How did mathematicians get around restrictions of prohibition?
They drank their root beer out of square cups!
TIL laughing out loud is prohibited at the Honolulu library.
A low "ha" is required.
Where did prohibition-era rodents get their alcohol?
The Squeakeasy.
My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...
"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.
Why is the French Revolution just like Prohibition?
They both got rid of Bourbon!
My friends thought on prohibition on weed.
"They should change it from prohibition to pothibition"
I watched a documentary on netflix about prohibition last night
It was pretty dry
Old man Art was planting flowers in his front yard. The homeowners’ association fined him $100.
Yard Art is strictly prohibited.
My political science prof while we were discussing political parties today.
Prof: There is still even a prohibition party. You know what prohibition was right?
Class: No alcohol.
Prof: Right. That doesn't sound like much of a party.
My dad snuck this one in during lunch this afternoon
Me: I just finished a book about Prohibition, and it was pretty interesting.
Dad: I read the same book-it was pretty dry.
