A list of puns related to "Programmed"
It's considered meowware!
I used one of those algae-rhythms.
Nanabots
Here's a programming joke for y'all
How did the founder of the tech company build his company's campus?
By calling the Constructor():
The depressed programmer says "goodbye world"
Sorry
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.
I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!
she's worked very hard and i know it's been difficult for her, but i'm very proud. she's in possibly the best shape of her life and she is once again confident in her own body, but i will endlessly love her despite what she looks like.
what, were you expecting me to say something about a baby?
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
She lost 8 pounds and 1 oz, and gained a new family member!
I'm officially a father and step father! Woohoo!
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
I told him i offered his director some assistance. They said yes.
Now I get to be a band-aid.
with nonbinary code
Sadly, it didnβt take off
Jabbascript
Python
Spell-check
Cod-her
It involves a lot of codeine.
The nervous system
I didn't D.A.R.E.
He said, "Software?"
I said, "In my pants."
I knew it had to be a code for something.
A sweatband
Word.
Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.
Itβs real Cutting Hedge Technology.
When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans
Javascript
An InkRedible machine.
Youβll figure it out. Itβs Programming Binary 101.
Every year, the team was in the state championship game, and usually won it handily. Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.
Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.
One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.
As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.
The next day, the headline on the local sports section read:
No Offense, Nun Taken
Wear Elon's musk
It was the best dam program I've ever seen
It was the best dam program I've ever seen
..It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
The best dam program Iβve ever seen.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen
It was the best dam program I've ever seen
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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