A list of puns related to "Product Development"
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It's called Stockholm syndrome
Hello, I'm a student and Iām building something related to sharing jokes. As part of my project, I need to survey potential users of the product.
Can I have permission to ask for help with my homework here? (I wasn't sure if this would be breaking the rules)
For centuries, we've used our shop as a means of teaching the youngest of our lineage the importance of teamwork, the value of a dollar and, most importantly, the self-satisfaction felt in a job well-done.
In the past few weeks, it's been repeatedly brought to my attention that our youngest child, Sheeran, has been demonstrating particularly helpful and productive tendencies so, today, I felt it was finally time to experience the honor of rewarding his efforts, offering him the opportunity to join our workforce; to which he was nothing short of ecstatic!
I'll be honest, I initially withheld concerns that his excitement would subside once I explained the sorts of menial work I'd have to start him off on but, to my relief, he took no issue in hearing that his duties would mostly revolve around wiping our patrons' hair off of the chairs, and sweeping it up from the floor.
Sharing a moment of beautiful silence, exchanging our most heartfelt of smiles and basking in this pivotal moment of his development, I placed my hand on his shoulder and said, "Son...
You are really going to have your work cut out for you."
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This came from when I was doing production lighting. Every once in a while during concert setup the audio tech would need help with mic check. Now the "real" audio guys would always just stand there going "check check check one two". Me being not a real audio guy wanted to have more fun than that, so I would always do "pages" as if I was paging people. But I would use these assumed names. Here is a partial list of names I would use. If you look closely you might notice a familiar u/name or two.
Paging Mister Lobbla ā¦ Mister Bob Lobbla (from Arrested Development)
Paging Mister Vitoomey ā¦ Mister Lee Vitoomey
Paging Mister Frescoe ā¦ Mister Al Frescoe
Paging Miss Haivure ā¦ Miss Bee Haivure
Paging Miss Mitch ā¦ Miss Miranda Mitch (my random itch - from The Mick?)
Paging Miss Dactyl ā¦ Miss Tara Dactyl
Paging Miss Falactec ā¦ Miss Anna Falactec
Paging Miss Tonin ā¦ Miss Sarah Tonin
Paging Mister Zinette ā¦ Mister Ray Zinnette
Paging Mister Reader ā¦ Mister Chip Reader
Paging Miss Kiaki ā¦ Miss Sue Kiaki
Paging Mister Doffish ā¦ Mister Stan Doffish
Paging Mister Debank ā¦ Mister Robin Debank
Paging Mister Festo ā¦ Mister Manny Festo
Paging Mister Ifornia ā¦ Mister Cal Ifornia
Paging Mister Itosis ā¦ Mister Hal Itosis
Paging Mister Saroni ā¦ Mister Rye Saroni
Paging Mister Nasium ā¦ Mister Jim Nasium
Paging Mister Aroon ā¦ Mister Mac Aroon
Paging Miss Ester ā¦ Miss Polly Ester
Paging Miss Rexia ā¦ Miss Anna Rexia
Paging Mister Zapan ā¦ Mister Pete Zapan
Paging Mister Tenuff ā¦ Mister Jess Tenuff
Paging Miss Eous ā¦ Miss Elaine Eous
Paging Mister Aroni ā¦ Mister Mac Aroni
Paging Mister Preneur ā¦ Mister Andre Preneur
Paging Mister Cetera ā¦ Mister Ed Cetera
Paging Mr. Zapple ā¦ Mr. Adam Zapple
Paging Mr. Bino ā¦ Mr. Al Bino
Paging Miss Slapter ā¦ Miss Ida Slapter
Paging Miss Talia ā¦ Miss Jenna Talia
Paging Mr. Rafone ā¦ Mr. Mike Rafone
Paging Mr. Zark ā¦ Mr. Noah Zark
Paging Miss Yoki ā¦ Miss Carey Yoki
Paging Mr. Foolery ā¦ Mr. Tom Foolery
Paging Mr. Atric ā¦ Mr. Jerry Atric
Paging Mr. Duttank ā¦ Mr. Phillip Duttank
Paging Mr. Anoma ā¦ Mr. Mel Anoma
Paging Mister Jass ā¦ Mr. Hugh Jass
Paging Mr. Onella ā¦ Mr. Sam Onella
Paging Mr. Maphobe ā¦ Mr. Jer Maphobe
Paging Mr. Packa ā¦ Mr. Al Packa
Paging Mister Dente ā¦ Mister Al Dente
Paging Miss Conda ā¦ Miss Anna Conda
Paging Miss Sharalike ā¦ Miss Sharon Sharalike
Paging Miss Bellum ā¦ Miss Sarah Bellum
Paging Miss Mennopey ā¦ Miss
... keep reading on reddit ā”For background, I'm an IT guy.
My wife and I are heading home after our first ultrasound, and asks me what I though about being a dad.
Well, it doesn't seem very well thought out. There's only one developer, it has a 40 week development cycle that can't be changed, and it goes straight into production with no beta testing. Then after launch, everyone is expected to support it.
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