Prisms Puns

A list of puns related to "Prisms"

Those caught in a light infraction may find themselves in a prism
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👤︎ u/_LumberZack_
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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I don't wanna go to prism!

What is the rainbow's favorite place to go? The ARCade. What is the rainbow's least favorite place to go? Prism.

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👤︎ u/DReinholdtsen
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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Folsom Prism Blues
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👤︎ u/TwoPlatinum
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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Folsom Prism Blues ixquick-proxy.com/do/spg/…
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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Mar 25 2018
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Mum: I accidentally bought an octagonal prism as a dough flattener!

Dad: Just Roll with it.

Kid: Hah. That’s some d-Rye humour!

Dad: What have I Raised...

Kid: The Yeast favourite kid on Reddit.

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👤︎ u/Lil_Chalk
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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What do you get when you roll two prisms together?

A collideoscope

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👤︎ u/HGF88
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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GF said her glasses had a prism in the lenses.

"Is that where the criminal light goes?" - me "uhgggg" - gf

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👤︎ u/MetaGazon
📅︎ Oct 17 2015
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Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism.

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👤︎ u/Mama_Bear15
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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What happened to the scientist when he broke the speed of light?

He was sent to prism.

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👤︎ u/ima420r
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Where do prisoners when they get a light sentence?

Prism.

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ May 25 2020
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Where do evil mathematicians go?

Prism.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Finally found the square root
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👤︎ u/pyk0th
📅︎ Dec 28 2017
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Where does bad light end up?

In prism

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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I tried to make a rainbow but was unsuccessful

I had to go to prism before I figured it out.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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What happened to the rainbow after he robbed a bank?

He went to prism for light(f)

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👤︎ u/SmoOBySTamP
📅︎ Apr 04 2018
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Breaking News: Light convicted destructive interference.

Sentenced to life in prism.

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👤︎ u/ryzikx
📅︎ May 01 2017
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Where do you go if convicted but given a light sentence?

Prism

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👤︎ u/fartifact
📅︎ Nov 18 2015
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Dad joked my geometry teacher in high school.

Mr. Z brought out the blue plastic examples of shapes (pyramids, cubes, rectangular prisms, etc.) and he when he brought out the sphere, he accidentally dropped it:

Me: Wow, I guess you really dropped the ball on that one.

Cue moans. The teacher was the only one that laughed. I was proud.

Edit: grammar

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👤︎ u/veetoe
📅︎ Apr 04 2014
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Where do naughty rainbows go?

Prism

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👤︎ u/Orgelkonzert
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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What happened to the sunbeam that exceeded the speed of light?

It was sent to prism.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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We're do naughty rainbows go?

Prism.

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👤︎ u/Digitek50
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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Where do naughty rainbows go?

Prism

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👤︎ u/TaterRae94
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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Where do naughty rainbows go?

Prism.

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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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Where do naughty rainbows go?

Prism.

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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Where do naughty rainbows go?

Prism.

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👤︎ u/the_fat_joint
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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Where do naughty rainbows go?

Prism!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Where do Naughty Rainbows come from?

Prism

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👤︎ u/TheRichestCuck
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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Where does the bad light go?

To prism.

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👤︎ u/hoovnick7
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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Where does bad light go to?

Prism

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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Where does bad light end up?

In prism

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👤︎ u/mrRGP3
📅︎ Jan 03 2015
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