The prime pun
What did amazon primeβs realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...
Now thatβs some prime real estate
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︎ Dec 20 2018
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
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︎ May 02 2021
Want to hear a prime example of a dad joke?
1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17...
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︎ May 15 2021
2 is the only prime number that is even.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
My Kids are in the Prime of their life.
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︎ May 13 2021
My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what sheβs up to now.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what heβs doing right know?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden
He is offering beer and pizza to anyone willing to come over and help him put his cabinet together
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I was thinking about starting a cannabis lounge that serves prime cuts of beef
But the steaks were too high
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︎ Apr 01 2021
What shoes does Optimus prime wear?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Did you know that Optimus Prime will turn into a monkey anytime he eats food?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Why is six afraid of seven?
7 was a well known 6 offender
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Twitch prime
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Justin is the Prime Minister of Canada...
What, you don't believe me?
It's Trudeau.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Wasn't really planning on laughing today, til I saw this!! xD
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︎ May 02 2021
What does jeff bezos do before bed?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
If Optimus Prime and his wife got a child...
.. and that child took all the attention growing up, Optimus Prime would become "trans(-)parent".
EDIT: I meant "had", not "got".
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 789
19 and 20 had a fight, 21
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︎ May 02 2021
I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!
it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Why do monkeys always share Amazon accounts?
Because they are Prime mates.
... Sorry.
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︎ May 06 2021
Iβm not sure if itβs true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Only Canada's Prime Ministerβ¦
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items #1, 3, & 5 were done.
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Canada has a queen and a prime minister. Don't believe me?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
It's Prime Day! Is there anything you favor?
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Iβm voting for the Rock for president..
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular manβs laughter.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
That's some prime rib roast rith there
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Optimus βPrimeβ
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Joke
What do you call two monkeys that share and Amazon account?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I reduced Trudeau
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︎ Aug 18 2020
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden...
How long do you think it will take him to put his cabinet together?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
(Stolen from Twitter) The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What shoes does Optimus Prime wear?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what sheβs up to now.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Why can you be arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular manβs laughter.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
My friend wouldn't believe that Canada has a Prime Minster.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular manβs laughter.
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︎ May 28 2020
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