29 Hilarious Prime minister Puns

Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada

It's Trudeau.

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👤︎ u/broken_neck_broken

📅︎ Jan 11 2021

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I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin

is Trudeau

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👤︎ u/DutchBlob

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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Only Canada's Prime Minister…

…makes the true dough.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?

Because he is Netanyahu.

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👤︎ u/RainyBBQ

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is

It's Trudeau

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👤︎ u/eventualmente

📅︎ Aug 18 2020

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What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?

Thatcher in the rye.

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👤︎ u/Introverted-engineer

📅︎ Jul 10 2020

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I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister

It's Trudeau

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👤︎ u/forrestree

📅︎ Jul 28 2020

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The Prime Minister of NZ's kid gets sick at school.. What does the Principal decide?

Jacinda home.

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👤︎ u/CoreysCaveChatter

📅︎ Aug 09 2020

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Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?

Because he is a PM, not an AM

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👤︎ u/oldgenmemelord

📅︎ Mar 20 2020

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Have you heard the rumors about Canada’s Prime Minister?

You may think they’re fake, but they’re Trudeau

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👤︎ u/diebeatus1

📅︎ Apr 13 2020

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At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus

But then someone told me it was trudeau.

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👤︎ u/sterrrage

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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I'm not too sure about this Australian Prime Minister

He seems unkoalafied

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👤︎ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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What do you call a canadian prime minister that practises martial arts?

Justin judeau

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👤︎ u/stickyfingerszippers

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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It's official The British Prime Minister has resigned.

It was expected though, It's the end of May after all.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ May 24 2019

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A Doctor, a Priest and the Prime Minister of Iraq walk into a bar, and the bartendar says.

What is this, a joke?

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👤︎ u/ThugLifeTruckDriver

📅︎ Aug 18 2019

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You might not believe that the prime minister of Canada has a French last name.

It's Trudeau.

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👤︎ u/Big-Red-Dog

📅︎ Jul 02 2017

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You might think I'm lying when I tell you Canada has a prime minister.

But it's Trudeau.

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👤︎ u/jerrysmith815

📅︎ Jan 18 2019

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Did you know, the Prime Minister of Israel only has two icons on his desktop?

Net n Yahoo.

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👤︎ u/megamouth2

📅︎ May 13 2018

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Isreali Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has lately fallen out of popularity with the public. He looks set to be suceeded by the progressive Benjamin Netangoogle.

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👤︎ u/leadinglightdesign

📅︎ Nov 07 2017

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Did I ever tell you about the time I played chess with the Canadian Prime Minister?

It's a great a great story, it's not Trudeau.

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👤︎ u/greenman42

📅︎ Dec 05 2018

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A lot of people say that Canadian Prime Minister is an idiot

But I think it's Tru Deau.

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👤︎ u/Memey-McMemeFace

📅︎ Jun 20 2018

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My dad asked me (back in 2005), 'What was the prime ministers name in 1970?'

I replied; 'Harold MacMillan?' (I was wrong!)

and dad said, 'Nope, it was Tony Blair'.

'But Tony Blair wasn't prime minister in 1970!'

'No but his name was still Tony Blair!'

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👤︎ u/GTBlues

📅︎ Nov 30 2017

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I heard Trump met the Prime Minister of Israel.

I had to google him because he's not in Yahoo

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👤︎ u/naMsdrawkcaB1

📅︎ May 24 2017

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The Prime Minister of Japan is meeting with the US President today and Trump told him that if he would spend the night, he'd rename the guest room after him.

The Shinzo Abe Lincoln Bedroom.

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👤︎ u/hew3

📅︎ Feb 10 2017

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Shall I name this new insect I discovered after the current British Prime Minister?

Maybe....

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👤︎ u/Flayan514

📅︎ Oct 15 2016

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Ex-prime minister of Australia is a Dad (x-post tumblr)

http://i.imgur.com/424NPV4.jpg

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👤︎ u/dikbutjenkins

📅︎ Mar 07 2014

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Canadian Prime Minister dad jokes in an official statement about finding ship that disappeared 160 years ago

"Finding the first vessel will no doubt provide the momentum - or wind in our sails - necessary to locate its sister ship and find out even more about what happened to the Franklin Expedition's crew."

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29131757

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👤︎ u/IAmNotScottBakula

📅︎ Sep 10 2014

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Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister.

It's Trudeau.

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus

📅︎ Aug 31 2018

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I heard some salacious gossip about the prime minister of Canada

I don't think it's Trudeau

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👤︎ u/KeepYourPantalonesOn

📅︎ Jan 13 2019

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