βI think weβre running out of thyme for this pieβ
She definitely urned it
Between all the different types of foods and recipes, you're always going to be under a lot of pressure
I choked on the handle.
And today, 4 21.
because weed be cute together
They are both cauldron.
It's about thyme.
I think Iβve developed an edible complex.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Hoof Hearted
Look it up. I canβt post the link but youβll love it
"a watched pot never boils"
I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing
You can tun(a) guitar but cannot guitar a tuna
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Iβve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately. How can I tell? When I see that the Tide is High.
Donβt know if this counts as a dad joke.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
He wrangled them all back into the pasture. Later he found them all back in his hemp field. It was the pot calling the cattle back.
It's just a miner injury
Alpaca bowl for you
So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all. Just water it with Kettle One and wok away without really frying. Hopefully itβll produce a nice stock.
I put it in the wrong place...... 3 years ago
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
I was expecting this to go noticed like most of my other posts. You peeps rock!
Because doing it yourself is a paste of wine.
Joint family.
POTS
Teapot
He got medium.
It was an edible arrangement
Cannibal Leader: "What did you do before we captured you?"
Man: "I was an editor for a newspaper"
Cannibal Leader: "Soon you will be editor-in-chief"
The steaks have never been higher.
"Where's all the coffee?"
Coffee pot replies, "We were mugged."
Hot cross buns.
He ask the barman: "What is this?"
The barman answer: "Oh this, place a dollar and if you make my horse laugh you can keep the pot."
"Fair enough" says the man "I'll give it a try" and then places a dollar in the pot
He walks in the stable and after a minute, the horse starts laughing and just can't seem to stop.
The man grabs the pot of change and leaves.
One week later, the man comes back to the bar and can still hear the horse laughing.
A new pot of change has been placed on the counter labeled: "Make my horse cry"
Man says: "Fair enough", place a dollar in the pot and walks again in the stable.
The horse stops laughing and starts crying
The man comes back in the bar and takes the pot of change.
Before he gets a chance to leave, the barman ask him: "How did you make him laugh so much?"
"Oh, very simple" says the man "I told him: My dick is bigger than yours"
"And how did you make him cry?" Ask the barman
"Even more simple, I showed him"
They're both cauldron.
The water does.
They're both cauldron.
He will be rolling in his grave.
They're both cauldron.
