A list of puns related to "Posteriorly"
I was standing with my back to her, she dropped something and bent down fast, slamming her forehead into my posterior.
Her: I head butted you. GET IT?????
Wife: (commenting on the state of her posterior, obviously a delicate topic) "It wouldn't be attractive if I had a 100% muscular butt: it's a good thing I make a little layer of fat to smooth it out and make me look feminine."
Me: "Well, you never do anything half-assed."
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