Poorest Puns

Fish. They're always underwater.

Boy Clown: Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…

Girl Clown: Why not ??

Boy Clown: I’m broke.

Boy Clown: May I hold your hand??

Girl Clown: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

Girl Clown: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??

Boy Clown: What time was it??

Girl Clown: Say you love me! Say you love me!

Boy Clown: Okay, “You love me”

Girl Clown: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

Boy Clown: Sure, what’s your phone number??

Girl Clown: I think the poorest people are the happiest..

Boy Clown: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..

Girl Clown: Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn’€™t speak for an hour..

Boy Clown: Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life!

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