Pontoons Puns

A list of puns related to "Pontoons"

I keep thinking about how fun it would be to get a couple friends and go out to the lake. Maybe rent a pontoon boat.

I dunno, I’ll float the idea by my brother.

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👤︎ u/eff_tee_dub
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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My friend wants to become a pontoon salesman.

I told him "Whatever floats your boat!"

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👤︎ u/BlackjackCoolio
📅︎ May 30 2018
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Music selection on a boat

Some friends of mine like to rent a boat every year and go enjoy a quiet day of nice summer weather on a nice lake. One friend brought a stereo with her this year and asked everybody, "What kind of tunes does everyone want to listen to?"

I told her, "Pon-tunes!"

Groans were had by everyone else on the boat.

Edit: We were on a pontoon boat, not a pond.

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👤︎ u/admiralkit
📅︎ Aug 03 2015
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