Pomeranians Puns

A list of puns related to "Pomeranians"

I told my daughter that our Pomeranian was going to be a special guest at my university's graduation ceremony tomorrow ...

.... Because he's receiving his Honorary Dogtorate.

(Daughter was not impressed with his accomplishment or my joke.)

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👤︎ u/Metalprof
📅︎ Dec 18 2021
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What do you call a Pomeranian Puppy that can fly?

A “Pom” pilot.

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👤︎ u/Kosher_Punch
📅︎ Aug 12 2021
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What do you get when you squeeze a Pomeranian between two stones?

Pome-GRANITE Juice!

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👤︎ u/Miz104
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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My son was bitten by a Pomeranian.

He must be bite sized.

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👤︎ u/terrible01
📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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What increases in weight as it decreases in volume?

A wet Pomeranian.

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👤︎ u/David_F_Pumpkins
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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