What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
What happens if a polar bear sits too long on the ice?
What do polar bears eat for breakfast?
How much does a polar bear weigh?
I don't know, but enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm John.
#icebreakers
What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?
A solar bear
Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?
A molar bear
Polar bears have been introduced in the Antarctic. What are these polar bears now called?
Why don't Polar bears eat Penguins?
cos they can't get the wrapper off.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice
Line the hole with peas
When the polar bear bends over to take a pea,
Ya kick it in the icehole!
What’s the best way to trap a polar bear?
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
How did the polar bear catch a penguin?
Because it was bipolar...
What does a polar bear eat
I'm going on a quiz show! There are lots of other contestants, but they're all grizzlies and polars. It's called...
Who wants to beat a million bears.
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed his tooth?
Why are pictures of Polar Bears always so powerful?
Because they're on polar roids.
The political climate is so polarizing these days that even Do, Re and Mi decided to form their own independent left leaning musical scale and vote Democratic.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
What do you call a polar bear that faces North and a polar bear that faces South?
I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo
It was great. She’s a keeper.
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
How does a penguin build its house
The polar bear was acting weird at the zoo
Why do polar bears live only in the north pole?
Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar
Which animal has mental health issues?
Polar bears are known be extremely moody and sometimes even mate with their own gender.
Thus truly making them bipolar
Where does a polar bear keep his money?
How to catch an elephant
Dig a big hole,
Fill it with ashes,
Sprinkle peas on top,
When the elephant goes to take a pea,
Kick it in the ash hole.
What is the name of the polar bear therapist living at the north pole?
What do you call a polar bear on roller skates?
As my wife gazes at our son, I realise we are polar opposites ...
She's thinking: I want another boy...
And I'm thinking: Boy, you want another...
What’s the dumbest animal in the jungle?
Ever heard of the polar bear that lives on both north & south poles, is manic depressive and attracted to both sexes?
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
Are penguins and puffins similar?
No. They are polar opposites.
HydroHomies is an interesting sub.
Who knew water could be so polarizing
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
You may find this fact polarizing...
People act like the North and South poles are exactly the same
...but really, there’s a whole world of differences between them.
Which bear is the most condescending?
What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
What do you call a fat polar bear?
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and place a pea at the edge of the hole. Then you hide. When the polar bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
How do you catch a polar bear?
First, you drill a hole in the ice then line it with peas. When the bear comes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole.
(My daughter's joke actually)
How Do You Catch A Polar Bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes out to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
How much does a polar bear weigh?
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