The dentist.
When questioned they just stated they were now Anti Fa.
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
i think it's bipolar
“A rum and...................... coke please." He asked.
"Certainly", replied the bar man, "but why the big pause?"
"I was born with them", answered the bear.
Polar Opposites.
Because if it also lived in the south pole it would be bipolar
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
Thus truly making them bipolar
First, you drill a hole in the ice then line it with peas. When the bear comes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole.
(My daughter's joke actually)
In a snowbank.
Dr. Sanity Claws
She's thinking: I want another boy...
And I'm thinking: Boy, you want another...
A roller bear!
Hes known as the bi-polar bi-polar bi polar bear.
A pan-duh!
Madagascar!
The bartender asked "why the big pause"
The bear replies "I was born with them"
Lost.
The son looks up at his dad and says, "Hey, dad? Am I a 100% polar bear?"
The dad says, "Yes, son."
A few minutes go by and the son again asks, "You sure? Like all the way?"
The dad gets annoyed and says, "Yes, 100%. Your mothers a polar bear, I'm a polar bear, so you're a polar bear. Why do you keep asking?!"
The son responds, "Cause I'm frickin freezing!"
Well, they can't all be winters.
I find those topics to be quite polarizing.
Twobearculousis
... But all things considered I'm actually doing quite well half the time.
Because the seal was broken.
Enough to break the ice.
Because they all get cold feet.
He hit him right between the ice!
So I've had to put my foot down.
Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm u/twenty-threenineteen, nice to meet you.
They're very polarizing.
Polar bears in the wild will seek out holes in the ice in order to catch fish. So in order to catch a polar bear, you cut a good sized hole in the ice and to line the perimeter with sweet peas.
The bear will see the hole and come over to investigate. It will see the peas and become confused. This is your opportunity.
When the bear stops to take a pea, you jump out and kick it in the ice hole
You cut a hole in the ice over a frozen lake, and when the bear reaches in to grab a fish... You kick him in the Ice-Hole
You cut a hole in the ice and place a pea at the edge of the hole. Then you hide. When the polar bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
You cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes out to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
You start by cutting a hole in the ice. Then put peas all around it. When a bear walks up to take a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
He goes up to the bartender and says:
"I'll have a gin and...................tonic"
The bartender says:
"Why the big pause?"
The polar bear replies:
"I don't know, I was born with them."
