A list of puns related to "Polar Ice"
When the bear stops to take a pea, you sneak up behind it and kick it in the ice hole.
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The son looks up at his dad and says, "Hey, dad? Am I a 100% polar bear?"
The dad says, "Yes, son."
A few minutes go by and the son again asks, "You sure? Like all the way?"
The dad gets annoyed and says, "Yes, 100%. Your mothers a polar bear, I'm a polar bear, so you're a polar bear. Why do you keep asking?!"
The son responds, "Cause I'm frickin freezing!"
He bearely survived.
When the polar bear comes up to take a P, you kick him in the hole.
Step one. Cut a hole in the ice
Step two. Open a can of peas and place a few next to the hole
Step three. Hide and wait
When the polar bear bends over to take a pea, you sneak up and kick him in the ice hole!!!
One of my preschoolers told me this one a few years ago. It's definitely one of my favorite "clean" jokes.
Bar man says "no worries, but why the big pause?"
Polar bear says "Oh, I've always had these"
In honor of my Grandpa, here is my favorite Dad joke, that he told me when I was a young one, and that I, in turn, have shared with each of my kids.
How to catch a polar bear:
Step 1: Go to a frozen lake way up north.
Step 2: Cut a 6 foot hole in the ice
Step 3: Place frozen peas all along the border of the hole in the ice.
Step 4: Hide
Step 5: When a polar bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
How to outsmart a polar bear.
Step 1. Cut a hole precisely 6 foot in diameter in the ice.
Step 2. Place peanuts in 1 foot increments around the hole.
Step 3. Hide behind something close enough to see hole.
Step 4. When the polar bear has his back to you ( distracted by delicious peanuts ) sneak up behind him and kick him right in the "icehole!"
(Sorry if this has been posted already.)
First.... You dig a big pit.
Like, a tiger pit, but big enough for an elephant.
Then, you fill it with leaves and debris and whatever...
Light the leaves on fire and let it burn all the way down to ash.
Next, open a can of peas (or fresh peas if you have them)...
Place the peas all along the outside of the pit, creating a ring around the whole thing...
That way, when the elephant goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash-hole.
Well first you cut a hole in the ice. Next you place snow peas all along the rim of the hole. Finally, when the polar bear comes up to take a pee, you sneek up behind and kick em in the icehole!
Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.
To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.
And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!
Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
Frosted tips.
Polar bears in the wild will seek out holes in the ice in order to catch fish. So in order to catch a polar bear, you cut a good sized hole in the ice and to line the perimeter with sweet peas.
The bear will see the hole and come over to investigate. It will see the peas and become confused. This is your opportunity.
When the bear stops to take a pea, you jump out and kick it in the ice hole
The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.
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Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
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What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What animals are on legal documents? Seals!
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Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!
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I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.
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... keep reading on reddit ➡Funny collection of chemistry puns
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone
What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.
Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.
How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s number.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.
I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium
What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe
What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A ‘gram’ cracker.
What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)
What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.
How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a “carbonkneel”
What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.
How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down
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... keep reading on reddit ➡When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Cut a hole in the ice, place a pea in the center of the circle, and when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole
You cut a hole in the ice and scatter peas around it. When the polar bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.
That was one my dad used to tell, so it's 100% genuine dad joke.
First cut a hole in the ice. Then open a can of green peas and put them all around the hole. Then hide. When the polar bear comes up to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
You cut a hole in the ice Line the hole with peas When the polar bear bends over to take a pea, Ya kick it in the icehole!
You cut a hole in the ice and place a pea at the edge of the hole. Then you hide. When the polar bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
Cut a hole in the ice and place peas around it. When the polar bear goes to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole.
First cut a hole in the ice and throw some peas in it... then hide, when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole....
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When a polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the icehole.
Cut a hole in the ice and surround it with peas. When the polar bear walks up to take a pee kick him in the ice hole.
First find a frozen lake. Cut a hole in the ice large enough for a polar bear to fit in it. Take early peas and place them around the hole roughly 2 inches apart. Go hide. When a polar bear goes to take a pea... run up and kick him in the ice-hole!
First, go out on a frozen lake and cut a BIG hole in the ice. Then, take a few handfuls of peas and sprinkle them evenly around the hole. Finally, when a polar bear comes up to take a pea, run up behind him and kick him in the icehole.
How do you catch a polar bear? First, dig a hole in the ice. Second surround it with peas. Then when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
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