Poisonous Mushroom Puns

A list of puns related to "Poisonous Mushroom"

Why does a poisonous mushroom make a bad boyfriend?

He may seem like a fungi, but you're liable to end up in a toxic relationship.

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👤︎ u/stupidlyugly
📅︎ Jan 28 2022
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I was going to use this mushroom to poison someone

But it's a morel.

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👤︎ u/BaldingMonk
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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I was talking to a guy at work. The conversation got around to wives, and he said he had been widowed three times. I said "Three wives, all dead and buried?" He said "Yes."

"What happened to the first one?" "Poison Mushrooms." "What happened to the second one?" "Poison Mushrooms." "And the third?" "Fractured skull." "How did that happen?" "She wouldn't eat the bloody poison mushrooms."

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👤︎ u/LordDobbington
📅︎ Mar 25 2018
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