What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, βGive me all your money or youβre geography!β
The teller replies, βDonβt you mean history?β
The robber says, βDonβt change the subject!"
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??
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︎ Mar 06 2018
A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.
I just think sheβs being a bit hippo critical.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
My dad and I are walking around Munich and I point out all the construction.
True story, he says, βThe crane business must be booming.β
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︎ Sep 10 2019
What do you call a sharp dot who points out directions for blind people
A pointy point who has no point in pointing
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︎ Dec 19 2019
I'd like to point out that r/dadjokes is about 100 subs away from 2 million
My father told me a million times
Never to exaggerate.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
True story: my daughter was playing a pet-salon game on her iPad and said to me: "Hey dad, I've just worked out that if you just brush their teeth over and over you get experience points faster." To which I replied: "You shouldn't grind your teeth."
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︎ Dec 08 2018
A mere cat checking out the finer points of 2-meter communications.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Driving with my son and we pass a farm. I point out the flock of cows. He turns to me and says "Dad it's a herd of cows"
Heard of cows, of course I heard of cows. I just pointed out a flock of them.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
If I could have your attention to point something out.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
When people point out that my beard is red
I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me.
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︎ Sep 12 2017
Today, I saw a young lady with a huge beer belly. It was so unusual I had to point it out to my wife. The young lady caught me making a joke...
She gave me a mean look and said βIβM PREGNANT!β
And I said βShame on you! You shouldnβt drink so much, youβll hurt the baby!β
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︎ Oct 21 2016
Dad makes bad comments sometimes, and rarely one of his kids will point out that he can be a little racist.
His just shakes his head.
'I'm not racist, I'm too slow!'
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︎ Apr 29 2017
Was driving down the road and my son sees a car with a Wisconsin license plate and points it out to me..
I said "I know, I can smell their dairy air from here!"
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︎ Sep 29 2014
What do you call a person who points out the obvious
The person who points out the obvious
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︎ Sep 23 2020
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, βGive me all your money or youβre geography!β
The teller replies, βDonβt you mean history?β
The robber says, βDonβt change the subject!"
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︎ Jun 02 2018
Studies have shown that 4 out of 5 men will suffer from diarrhea at some point in their lives...
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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︎ Nov 17 2018
What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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︎ Dec 18 2016
What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious
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︎ Jun 27 2017
What do you call a person who points out the obvious?
A person who points out the obvious...
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