I won’t use just any equipment to play my guitar.
When I was younger, I wanted to play the guitar really badly. After years of hard work and determination...
I can play the guitar really badly.
I wanted to tell my sister not to spend so much on a guitar until she learns how to play
But I didn't want to o-fender.
Somebody asked me if I could play a song on the guitar by ear.
I told them, ”No, I can only play by hands.”
I don't know how to play the guitar,
but it's nothing to fret about.
What type of guitar does a pigeon play?
If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better
How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?
Why can't Woody play his guitar?
He doesn't know where his Pixar.
My dad is learning to play guitar
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
What do you call a guitar used to play pool?
I broke my hand last week, at the hospital thinking it was permanently damaged, I asked the Doctor if I’d be able to play guitar. He replied “Yes, after you’ve taken time to heal”
I was ecstatic, I’ve always wanted to know how to play.
I tried to play a bass guitar once.
It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away
Give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day...
Teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
What chord does jesus play on guitar?
From a young age I wanted to play guitar very badly.
After decades of dedicated and concentrated practice, I finally achieved my goal.
I can play guitar very badly.
I tried to play guitar with my friend, but he wouldn’t stop showing off how much better he is.
He really struck a chord with me.
What do you call a distilled botanical that likes to play the guitar??
People who play guitar are a nervous bunch.
They are fretting all the time.
My friends got together to play electric guitar, but the distance from the wall to their axes was too great...
Luckily, they had a power chord.
I have been learning to play the guitar...
It plays an instrumental role in my recovery.
My wife likes to crochet and play guitar.
She's a real knit picker.
I'm here to model underwear and play guitar
And buddy, my last G-string just broke
Tried to play Miles Davis on my guitar...
Will I be able to play the guitar?
My dad was at the doctors seeing about gout in his fingers and a possible operation to help the pain.
Dad: 'Will I able to play the guitar?'
Doctor: 'yes'
Dad: 'Good, I couldn't before'
Why don't people in India play electric guitar?
because they prefer a-couscous-tic
Did you ever hear Bansky play guitar?
Every time at the end of a song at band practice I play a note on the highest fret on my guitar.
They always ask me why I do that. I tell them, “We gotta end it on a high note”
What do you call an Irishman who can't play guitar?
I kicked over my guitar. Wife joked that I was trying to play a song.
Told her it was a "Toe Jam".
When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar badly.
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar... badly.
When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar really badly.
And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar really badly.
If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better...
I used to play guitar by ear...
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
When I was younger I wanted to play guitar really badly.
And after lots of hard work and practice, I now play the guitar really badly.
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