Play Card Puns

A list of puns related to "Play Card"

Why couldn't the sailor play cards?

The captain was standing on the deck!

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👤︎ u/BlankXCIV
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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If horses would play cards, what kind of games would they play?

5-card stud or stirrup poker?

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Idk man I don't play cards
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👤︎ u/rn_patil
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah sat on the deck.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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My daughter wanted to play a little cards

http://imgur.com/a/5jt6nAB

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👤︎ u/smokumjoe
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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Wanna play a game of Card Against Manatee ?
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👤︎ u/Vanillin-Nebula
📅︎ May 25 2019
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I was about to play cards after a long day’s work, but I found the aces missing.

I just can’t deal with this any more.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 12 2018
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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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👤︎ u/DreamsD351GN
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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I messed up while playing cards and played a single J instead of waiting to play a 9 10 J.

I wasn’t thinking straight.

(Explanation) In cards a string of numbers in a row is called a “straight” and so by not thinking straight, I am both being confused and making poor decisions, and am also not thinking about the card combination of the same name.

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👤︎ u/Son_of_Carr
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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When I play cards I like to be the one handing cards out.

It's the I deal situation.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Why could the pirate not play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck

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👤︎ u/roxann_007
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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Why don't you play cards with a pirate?

They're always standing on the deck.

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👤︎ u/FarmerGreen13
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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How come none of the animals on the ark could play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck

Credit to my dad who said this 2 seconds ago

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👤︎ u/Dtjordan68
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle?

Cause there’s too many cheetahs.

-my kid thinks this is hysterical because cheetahs don’t live in the jungle, they live in the savannah.

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👤︎ u/undatedrelic
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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I do not play cards a lot but I would still like to poke-her
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👤︎ u/mjsu222
📅︎ Mar 03 2017
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Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?

The captain was standing on the deck.

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👤︎ u/CoolRedman1
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah sat on the deck.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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👤︎ u/Mistah-S
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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The animals on the Ark wanted to play cards but they couldn't.

Noah was standing on the deck.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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