Why couldn't anyone play cards on Noah's Ark?

Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odd_Relation6439
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2022
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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because they were sitting on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaCrispyTina
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2022
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I'll play a card game with you, but only if you let me hand out the cards.

I want to make sure we're playing under I-deal conditions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funwiththoughts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2022
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What do you call a prison where you only play cards

Solitaire confinement

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How is a trex play cards like a gun store owner?

They're both small arms dealers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2022
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I'm really into craft board games, so when my kid came up to me wanting to play "That game with the Reverse Cards." I replied..

We don't talk about Uno

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/too_dumb_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2022
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Next time my kid asks if I’ll play cards with her, I’m gonna say no

We don’t talk about Uno.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ragnarok_MS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Q: What animal should you never play cards with?

A: A cheetah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaCk_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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I understand that you guys all like to distribute the playing cards for each hand that we play during poker night…

But if you could just let me do it, that would be the β€˜ideal’ situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2021
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Idk man I don't play cards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rn_patil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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If horses would play cards, what kind of games would they play?

5-card stud or stirrup poker?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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My daughter wanted to play a little cards

http://imgur.com/a/5jt6nAB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smokumjoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I was about to play cards after a long day’s work, but I found the aces missing.

I just can’t deal with this any more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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I messed up while playing cards and played a single J instead of waiting to play a 9 10 J.

I wasn’t thinking straight.

(Explanation) In cards a string of numbers in a row is called a β€œstraight” and so by not thinking straight, I am both being confused and making poor decisions, and am also not thinking about the card combination of the same name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Son_of_Carr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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How come none of the animals on the ark could play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck

Credit to my dad who said this 2 seconds ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dtjordan68
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Why don't you play cards with a pirate?

They're always standing on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarmerGreen13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle?

Cause there’s too many cheetahs.

-my kid thinks this is hysterical because cheetahs don’t live in the jungle, they live in the savannah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undatedrelic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I do not play cards a lot but I would still like to poke-her
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjsu222
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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Why couldn't the sailor play cards?

The captain was standing on the deck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankXCIV
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why cant sailors play cards?

They stand on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azure_Water
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2021
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Why can’t you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keithninety
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alain389
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?

The captain was standing on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolRedman1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah sat on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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The animals on the Ark wanted to play cards but they couldn't.

Noah was standing on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah sat on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistah-S
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamsD351GN
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Why could the pirate not play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roxann_007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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