I work at a beer brewery where we give tours. We can dress up tomorrow and I’m a pirate. What are so beer-related pirate puns? I’m at the end of my plank here.
I know this isn’t entirely relevant to the subreddit, but I’m not sure where else to ask. Can someone think of a pun to combine Christmas and Pirates, ideally one that could be used as a team name?
I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!
A bunch of us are going at pirates for Halloween, need a bunch of pirate puns to pretend I'm clever.
I'm sure other people will benefit from this too!
So, this set were mine, ended up in webcomic form. Also, new dad, so I qualify.
Follow the link in my name below the webcomic if you want to read a very short story I wrote which received the reviews:
>This is the most intricately set up pun I have ever heard.
and
>This is absolutely hilarious. I have to fav this. Seriously, you handled the build-up and reveal perfectly.
Give me your best golf/pirate puns. All I can think of is High Tees (high seas) or something about a hook.
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
Crew: I I Captain.
His arr-sea car
The second hand store.
He always got lost at sea!
At the y-arrrrrrd sale.
In the arrrchives, of course!
Jarrrrrrrrrrrrs
A rookie!
Because he is sitting in his deck
The bartender comes to him and says 'you look different now, is anything wrong'
Pirate: 'Oh nothing'
'What about your leg, where did it go'
'I boarded a ship, slipped and it got eaten by a shark'
'What about the hook, where did the hand go'
'I lost it in a heated swordfight'
'Then how did you get the eyepatch'
'I was cleaning the deck and a bird pooped in it'
'That doesn't make any sense, how can you get an eyepatch from a bird pooping in your eye'
'It was my first day with the hook'
Taking away their p
Because they Arrr
Aye Matey!
... the lute!
Because once you lose your first hand, you’re hooked!
F.D. Arrrrrrrr!!!
One from their family.
Pirates are people too!
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
Because they refuse arrrrrest
They would rather pirate them
You think it's R, but actually it's the C
Brrrrr
Because they always get lost at C.
Because they’re all in AR-Kansas.
You'd think it's AARRRRR but it really be the C!
Land Ho!
It’s the Civic Type ARR!
For the vitamin SEA
A buck an ear
Aye Matey.
