Nyetflix.
I see a little silhouetto of a man.
Police fear they'll never be able to apprehend Jacked Sparrow.
Avast: Ye Matey Edition
I work at a beer brewery where we give tours. We can dress up tomorrow and I’m a pirate. What are so beer-related pirate puns? I’m at the end of my plank here.
I know this isn’t entirely relevant to the subreddit, but I’m not sure where else to ask. Can someone think of a pun to combine Christmas and Pirates, ideally one that could be used as a team name?
I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!
A bunch of us are going at pirates for Halloween, need a bunch of pirate puns to pretend I'm clever.
I'm sure other people will benefit from this too!
So, this set were mine, ended up in webcomic form. Also, new dad, so I qualify.
Follow the link in my name below the webcomic if you want to read a very short story I wrote which received the reviews:
>This is the most intricately set up pun I have ever heard.
and
>This is absolutely hilarious. I have to fav this. Seriously, you handled the build-up and reveal perfectly.
Give me your best golf/pirate puns. All I can think of is High Tees (high seas) or something about a hook.
Crew: I I Captain.
He always got lost at sea!
Jarrrrrrrrrrrrs
Taking away their p
Because they Arrr
Aye Matey!
The bartender comes to him and says 'you look different now, is anything wrong'
Pirate: 'Oh nothing'
'What about your leg, where did it go'
'I boarded a ship, slipped and it got eaten by a shark'
'What about the hook, where did the hand go'
'I lost it in a heated swordfight'
'Then how did you get the eyepatch'
'I was cleaning the deck and a bird pooped in it'
'That doesn't make any sense, how can you get an eyepatch from a bird pooping in your eye'
'It was my first day with the hook'
One from their family.
Pirates are people too!
You think it's R, but actually it's the C
Land Ho!
Because they’re all in AR-Kansas.
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
Because they always get lost at C.
A buck an ear
As Caesar's seizure ceased at sea, he said "I'm sleepy" and grabbed some zzz's.
Whatever you want, he died of scurvy ages ago
The bartender asks,"Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds,"Arghhh, it's driving me nuts."
You’d think it’d be R, but it be the C!
Because pirates can spend years at C.
Chips Ahoy.
They said they wanted a torte to go.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
(most will respond "rrrrrr") to which you would answer:
You would think so, but their first love is actually the C. (sea)
An Arrrrchangel!
"AYE MATEY."
Aye Matey.
But really it's the C
A buck an ear.
Bartender asks what that's all about.
Pirate says "arrrrrgh, I have a bounty on me head"
