A list of puns related to "Pinus Contorta"
The renaming of the Roci.
I've been wondering why the writers decided to deviate from the books in this particular way (at least I don't recall this name from the books). It doesn't have much story impact, as far as I can see, so there wasn't much reason to do it besides to make Prax more prominent.
Then it occurred to me last night that it could just be an Abbott and Costello setup.
"The Pinus is firing."
"The pinnace is firing?! I didn't think it has weapons."
"The Pinus is a former MCRN ship, sir."
"I thought it was a racing yacht!"
WE ARE REBORN !!!!
Congrats everyone !!
I've searched for retail nurseries that have them at 4'-8' and are less than $100 but have found none. Do you know of any nurseries that you can confirm that carry the tree?
In S3E2, the Rocinante, renamed the Pinus Contorta, engages a UNN Leonidas class battleship in order to rescue the Razorback. In this post, I will explain the ship's stats, and the reason for the Rocinante's victory.
Belligerents:
Rocinante (Independant) + Razorback (Independant) VS Unknown Battleship(UNN)
Ships
Rocinante:
A legitimately salvaged MCRN Corvette class light frigate, the Rocinante was formerly the MCRN Tachi, which was part of the MCRN Donnager's escort complement. The ship carried 6 Nariman Dynamics PDCs, with advanced Martian fire control and overlapping fields of fire. It also had 2 autoloading torpedo bays, which fired torpedos with nuclear warheads. At the time of the battle, the Rocinante had roughly half of its PDC rounds and about 12 torpedoes.
Razorback:
A Prosperina Starworks Series 6 Sunflare racing pinnace, the Razorback was formerly piloted by Julie Mao. It was commandeered by Bobbie Draper and Madam Avasarala in order to escape the Guanshyin. The Razorback is unarmed, but it is equipped with a supercharged Destrier 4 high velocity Epstein Drive.
Unknown Battleship:
A UNN Leonidas class battleship, this vessel was originally sent to escort Avasarala while she was on the Guanshyin. Unbeknownst to Avasarala, the ship was under the control of Sadavir Errinwright, who ordered the destruction of the Guanshyin. This battleship was armed with 25 Mikazuki Munitions PDCs, 2 Dawson-Pattern medium railguns, and 32 single fire torpedo tubes. At the time of the conflict, the ship is presumed to have nearly full levels of PDC rounds, railgun rounds, and torpedoes.
Events of the battle:
Following the destruction of the Guanshyin, the Razorback, with Draper and Avasarla aboard, hides in the wreckage of the Guanshyin. At first, they are undetected and remain in radio blackout to avoid detection are eventually are target-locked by the UNN battleship and fired upon. To remain outside of the UNN battleship's effective kill range, the Razorback accelerates at a high-g, bringing Avasarala close to a stroke. As the Razorback comes within effective kill range, the UNN battleship fires 2 torpedoes. A salvo of 6 torpedoes from the Rocinante shoots past the Razorback. 2 of the torpedoes intercept the UNN battleship's torpedoes, while the other 4 flip and burn to form an escort formation around the Razorback. The UNN battleship switches its attention from the Razorback to the Rocinante, and fires multiple torpedoes at
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
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