My friend rolled the ball down the lane 10 times, knocking over all the pins each time!
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What did the pin hole camera say when the SLR camera asked about it's aperature and exposure time when taking a picture?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Pin this tweet.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What did the pin say to the baloon? I am the king of pop
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What did the Bowling Pin say when it was accused?
βIβve been framed!β
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I made this little Honeymoon pin, get it? Honey- moon? hope you like it! (:
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Did you hear about the pasta sauce that was really good at knocking down pins?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Eradicate those pins!
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︎ Jun 09 2020
A man entered a pun contest and said ten pins, hoping one would win...
Unfortunately no pun intended
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What do you do if someone throws a pin at you?
Run, they have a grenade in their mouth!
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Pin βem down!
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︎ Apr 16 2019
How do you put the pin back in a grenade ?
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︎ May 18 2020
This is a Mary Pop-PIN
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︎ Mar 25 2020
βBobbyβ Pin
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︎ Dec 26 2019
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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︎ Apr 15 2020
What do they call a bobby pin in Russia?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
What do you call it when a bowler knocks down all the pins in a practice frame?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."
Friend: Wow! What kind is it?
Old man: quarter past 2.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Disneyβs pin-Nokia-oh
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Designed these punny animals to be made into pins and stickers :)
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Have you heard the one about the pin?
Never mind, I forgot the point
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︎ Feb 28 2020
A Bobby Pin
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Just a Bobby pin
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︎ Sep 05 2019
There's a circle of hell for pin humour
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︎ Aug 07 2019
Iβm looking for punny popsicle names. Iβd like them to be a play on actual names like Pop Ross, Mary Pop-pins, Pop Seger, Albert Ice-stein, Freezy F Baby, David Pop-perfield, and Iggy Pop. Iβm particularly interested in playing upon the names of historical female figures. Help please and thank you!
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︎ Jul 18 2019
I was thinking about pins, then I thought..
If I were you, I'd be hilarious
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︎ Nov 10 2019
A pin for those days when you just... nope.
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︎ May 21 2018
What did the inflatable teacher say at the inflatable school, to the inflatable student who was holding a pin?
You let me down, you let the school down, you let your friends down but most importantly, you let yourself down.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
If the police pin someone to the ground, but they struggle to get away, do they become a...
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rule 6 compliance section: >!It's an aluminum-shelled resistor. The person trying to escape would be a resistor, but would be put in a car, which are about 9 percent aluminum, if this shitty article I found online is to be believed: https://auto.howstuffworks.com/under-the-hood/auto-manufacturing/5-materials-used-in-auto-manufacturing3.htm the car would be the metal shell.!<
>!also I found online that walking at 5 km/h takes around 100W of energy, so I went with 200W because I figured trying to escape the police while prone probably takes around double the effort.!<
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I beat a guy up with a rolling pin
I sure did straighten him out.
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︎ May 30 2019
Hello! I thought that maybe some of you lovely punny people might want to support my enamel pin kickstarter as they feature these pun-tastic grumpy woodland animals π Iβll put the link in the comments
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︎ Jan 26 2018
What do sailors call their pin-ups while at sea?
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︎ Jul 03 2018
I got a job at the pin factory
I think I can stick with it.
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︎ Sep 04 2018
Why should you keep a pin and a bowling ball in the trunk of your car?
To make sure you always have a spare.
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︎ Dec 12 2017
Why did the bowling pins stop working?
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︎ Mar 31 2017
What did the West African do after the pins were set up?
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︎ Oct 24 2014
Pin a cup of water to the wall.
Dad had a joke he would pull on us then any kid we would bring over. He would announce that he was going to demonstrate how to pin a cup of water to the wall. He would get a cup of water and a strait pin then move a chair over by the wall. He would then proceed to get his victim to hold the pin and the water while he climbed on to the chair. "OK, give me the water!". Then he would make a show of picking out a place to pin it. "Now give me the pin." When they step up to hand him the pin.... he threw the water in their face.
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︎ Aug 26 2013
Did you hear about the two dads that were busted for fighting over a pin-up calender?
... they each got 6 months.
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︎ Apr 01 2015
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