What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?

Not coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Pigeons Go-Coo.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calebwcobb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What do you call a carrier pigeon that has become afraid to fly?

A warier pigeon.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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I keep hearing pigeons talk about what happened January 6th.

They just keep going coup, coup, coup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?

They’re both big fans of coos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why does a pigeons coo not echo in a concert hall?

A-coo-sticks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.

He's plotting a coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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How do pigeons elect their leaders?

They don’t. A pigeon can only gain power through a coo d’état.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibwitmypigeons
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What do you call a midget pigeon?

A smidgen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aviddd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What’s a pigeons favorite fish?

Perch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Just sold my homing pigeons on eBay.

For the 22nd time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Why don't pigeon noises echo?

Because a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scamperly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What do you call a Pigeon on roller skates?

A Skate-Bird.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I stopped at the bakery on my way to the park to feed the pigeons and a couple of them died!

I killed two birds with one scone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I swear the pigeons in my area are plotting to overthrow the neighbourhood watch.

It's definitely a coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What do you call a homing pigeon that can’t find its way home?

A pigeon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why did the pigeon cross the road?

He was duck-taped to the chicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyBucanneer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?

Voice mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I witnessed an overweight pigeon divebomb a grizzly.

It was a heavy bird into bear.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I suggested to the national park service we release clay pigeons back into the wild.

That idea was immediately shot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Pigeons are the new leaders of the bird world

There was a military coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3ltaforc3
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlosMingos22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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pigeons aren't real
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I just cross-bred an alligator and a homing pigeon.

I expect that'll come back to bite me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merulius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.

It’s a military coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My dad taught his homing pigeons to dance to rap music.

Now they're homie pigeons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Trump is convinced that pigeons are part of the Deep State...

He overheard one saying, "coup, coup".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dangerous_Calm
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Did you know a scientist studying pigeon sounds managed to single handedly dismantle a dictator's regime?

It was all thanks to his coo data.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadoShane
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I was surrounded by pigeons in the park that wanted to over throw my sandwich

So they attempted a coo

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Pigeons are back in the chimney but I don't think they're the same as last year.

I heard there's been a coo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyCorp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What did the pigeon say to the statue?

Do you have any Gray PoopOn ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dta722
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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How does cocaine affect pigeons?

They fly high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crunchy_Ramen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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I was sitting on a park bench with my 6 year old son, watching the pigeons wooing each other...

My son said, "look dad, they're all lovey-dovey!"

Never been more proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XenobiaXD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2015
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So some pigeons were pretty unhappy with their government...

...they decided to stage a coo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imadeaname
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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I've just sold my homeing pigeons on EBay for the 17th time!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothepropellor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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Did you hear about the pigeon with diarrhea?

It kept saying Poopoo Poopoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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What do you call a midget pigeon?

A smidgen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aviddd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I just sold my homing pigeon on eBay

Again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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You can never lose a homing pigeon

If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2015
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I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon.

I expect that'll come back to bite me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nayragrets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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I cross-bred a homing pigeon and a crocodile...

I betcha that will come back to bite me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twin802
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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