What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
What do you call a carrier pigeon that has become afraid to fly?
I keep hearing pigeons talk about what happened January 6th.
They just keep going coup, coup, coup.
What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?
They’re both big fans of coos.
Why does a pigeons coo not echo in a concert hall?
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
How do pigeons elect their leaders?
They don’t. A pigeon can only gain power through a coo d’état.
What do you call a midget pigeon?
What’s a pigeons favorite fish?
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
Just sold my homing pigeons on eBay.
Why don't pigeon noises echo?
What do you call a Pigeon on roller skates?
I stopped at the bakery on my way to the park to feed the pigeons and a couple of them died!
I killed two birds with one scone.
I swear the pigeons in my area are plotting to overthrow the neighbourhood watch.
What do you call a homing pigeon that can’t find its way home?
Why did the pigeon cross the road?
He was duck-taped to the chicken.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?
I witnessed an overweight pigeon divebomb a grizzly.
It was a heavy bird into bear.
I suggested to the national park service we release clay pigeons back into the wild.
That idea was immediately shot down
Pigeons are the new leaders of the bird world
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.
The reason is a coo sticks.
I just cross-bred an alligator and a homing pigeon.
I expect that'll come back to bite me.
The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.
My dad taught his homing pigeons to dance to rap music.
Now they're homie pigeons.
Trump is convinced that pigeons are part of the Deep State...
He overheard one saying, "coup, coup".
Did you know a scientist studying pigeon sounds managed to single handedly dismantle a dictator's regime?
It was all thanks to his coo data.
I was surrounded by pigeons in the park that wanted to over throw my sandwich
Pigeons are back in the chimney but I don't think they're the same as last year.
I heard there's been a coo.
What did the pigeon say to the statue?
Do you have any Gray PoopOn ?
How does cocaine affect pigeons?
I was sitting on a park bench with my 6 year old son, watching the pigeons wooing each other...
My son said, "look dad, they're all lovey-dovey!"
Never been more proud!
So some pigeons were pretty unhappy with their government...
...they decided to stage a coo
I've just sold my homeing pigeons on EBay for the 17th time!
Did you hear about the pigeon with diarrhea?
It kept saying Poopoo Poopoo
What do you call a midget pigeon?
I just sold my homing pigeon on eBay
You can never lose a homing pigeon
If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon.
I expect that'll come back to bite me.
I cross-bred a homing pigeon and a crocodile...
I betcha that will come back to bite me
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