The husband looks at the cloudy sky and says "It looks like rain" His wife says, "No, it's just cloudy." Their tour guide, a Communist officer named Rudolph, overhears them and says "It will definitely rain." Sure enough, a few minutes later, the heavens open and the tour group runs for cover from the downpour. The husband turns to his wife and says "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
I over heard these two talking when;
Teen: "I'm not a huge duck fan"
Dad: "What about small ducks?"
Worker #1: "Should we use scaffolding or should we use some other means to access the higher portions of the structure."
Worker #2: "It should be the latter."
Worker #1: "Agreed. I'll get it off the truck."
I'm out for breakfast with my S.O. who is a nurse and her family. She's telling us about her patient.
S.O. - He had a paralyzed bowel.
Her Dad - He didn't give a shit.
