You’re better than this, Xbox
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeroOfArrows
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I sincerely apologize.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckallFoetus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Waiter: your soup Me: no I'm not
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaEggo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Clean getaway
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamemu
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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A couple is touring Moscow...

The husband looks at the cloudy sky and says "It looks like rain" His wife says, "No, it's just cloudy." Their tour guide, a Communist officer named Rudolph, overhears them and says "It will definitely rain." Sure enough, a few minutes later, the heavens open and the tour group runs for cover from the downpour. The husband turns to his wife and says "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glyph-bellchime
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Just heard this gem!

I over heard these two talking when;

Teen: "I'm not a huge duck fan"

Dad: "What about small ducks?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daeinl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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Should we use scaffolding?

Worker #1: "Should we use scaffolding or should we use some other means to access the higher portions of the structure."

Worker #2: "It should be the latter."

Worker #1: "Agreed. I'll get it off the truck."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/disconformity
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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Couldn't give a sh!t

I'm out for breakfast with my S.O. who is a nurse and her family. She's telling us about her patient.

S.O. - He had a paralyzed bowel.

Her Dad - He didn't give a shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runningwithsizers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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