The local gardening store is having a perennial sale

It ends on Friday

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/stimpy08
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08 2022
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My friend, Eric, started using a phrase that I invented for referring to an Indian perennial herb.

So I said, "That's my term, Eric."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/incredibleinkpen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 11 2022
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A perennial favourite!
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ordinarybloke1963
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24 2018
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My Dad's perennial Christmas joke.

My sister is called Eve, so every Christmas eve he yells with this shit eating grin, right in her face "IT'S CHRISTMAS, EVE!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/potty-mouth
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22 2013
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A gardener is planning with his partner about putting in new plants.

The gardener asks what type of flowers they are putting in. His partner says, โ€œWe are planting Sneezeweed, Bee Balm, Lambโ€™s Ears, and Black-eyed Susans because they are the best perennials for the Pacific Northwest region.โ€

The gardener nodded in agreement, โ€œYou have been a wonderful addition. Thank you for bringing your knowledge and experience to the garden.โ€

โ€œIt has been a pleasure! Say, can you help me with this? Iโ€™m not sure what Iโ€™m doing wrong. I keep trying to lay this sod down, but I canโ€™t get it to lay flat,โ€ he confessed.

The gardener observed his partner as he attempted to lay down the sheet of grass, and came to a helpful conclusion.

The gardener explained, โ€œWell, you are standing up and need to get closer to the ground. Kneel before sod.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/QuicklyThisWay
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