Just thought of this, Hope it is worthy of this sub... What do you call a walking talking pear tree?

A Pear-Ent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smashv1ll3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What does a pear tree do before growing it's fruit?

It pre-pears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lowlz13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day, he feels it shaking, looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel shrieks, β€œWhat are you doing climbing my tree?” β€œWell, I’m coming up here to eat some pears.” says the elephant.

β€œYou idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!”

β€œWell I brought my own pears.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Did you hear about the pear that fell off of the tree and fell to its death?

The damage was irreparable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I just caught a walking pear tree...

In my Pear Ent trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hann1980
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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My wife asked me why I bought a pear tree

I told her "what, you told me to grow a pear"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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If a farmer tills a field so he can plant pear trees, is he "pre-pearing"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rakketytam2000
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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Growing Fruit Trees

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What do you know about growing fruit trees?" he asks the bartender. "Why do you ask?" the bartender replies. "My wife just told me to grow a pear," the guy replies. "I don't know how that's going to help me kill that spider she was complaining about...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firegoat1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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A squirrel is sitting on a branch in a pine tree when suddenly he feels the whole tree begin to shake violently.

He looks down and sees that a full-grown elephant is slowly clambering up the tree. When the elephant finally reaches the branch the squirrel asks, "Why on earth did you climb up into this pine tree?!"

The elephant then says, "I came up here to eat some pears, of course."

The squirrel, completely shocked at the elephant's ignorance, exclaims, "You elephants don't know the first thing about trees! This is a PINE tree, there are no pears here."

The elephant then explains, "Oh, I know, I brought my own."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhapsodicRaven
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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A dad joke from my dad on father's day

My family was on our way to a local Mexican restaurant and we were discussing a town called Park Ridge.

"well you know they call Park Ridge the Christmas town of Illinois, right?"

"why?"

"and a Park Ridge in a pear tree!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheStatic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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We were barbequeing for dinner.

My dad and i picked up some charcoal and some pear wood to smoke on the BBQ with. in the car my dad suggested that we should get a partridge for dinner. i asked him why. he said "so we can smoke a partridge with a pear tree." i audibly groaned and didn't talk to him for the rest of the car ride home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob905
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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