A list of puns related to "Pea Coat"
It matches your pee pants
My mom and dad got me a nice pea coat for Christmas.
Me: "wow thanks! This is nice"
Dad: "pea coat, you wouldn't believe the shit coat I got!"
[collective moans]
Brother: "No, why?"
Dad: "Because you're wearing a pea coat!"
He later took a selfie with the camera he was supposed to be taking pictures of the family with.
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