I guess he got a promotion for being the only one outstanding in his field
"It’s pasture bedtime!”
A neigh-bor
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artifically inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
He wrangled them all back into the pasture. Later he found them all back in his hemp field. It was the pot calling the cattle back.
They’re out standing in their field
If so, can you please stop poaching my staff?
Not wanting to walk, I had to burro it.
This is helpful because the bull charges.
Pasture bedtime
Because of all the moosick!
A litre in their field.
When he rounded them up he had 200.
It’s pasture bedtime
It’s time to go to sleep it’s pasture bed time.
In his sleevies.
My kid said, "Why did you come and get me?"
Me: "Its pasture bed time."
Because it’s pasture age
Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.
When it’s pasture bedtime.
I'm definitely gonna call it "Pasture Prime"
They didn’t have a stable relationship!
No? Oh. It must have gotten...pasturized!
Because it’s pasture bedtime.
An art critic was judging paintings at an event.
The first one was a bland painting of the earth. not too bad, but nothing out of this world.
The second one was a blank painting. Why they even turned it it, don’t ask.
The third one though. The third one was a beautifully crafted painting of a sheep.
The art critic turned to the artist. All they had to say was, “Wow, I am wooly astonished. The shear amount of detail of this art ewe made, which definitely lambs you into first place. This might be way pasture standards, but too baaad, don’t be sheepish. This piece definitely separates the sheep from the goats, it will definitely farm you some moo-lah.
The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.
Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.
The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.
The mosquito was on the lamb.
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
I said "It's pasture bedtime."
I said it’s because it’s pasture bedtime.
I said “It’s pasture bedtime”.
Its pasture bedtime
Does it mean it’s pasture bedtime?
is it pasture bedtime?
It's pasture bedtime
does that mean it's pasture bedtime?
Because they go to bed pasture bedtime.
It's pasture bedtime!
It’s pasture bedtime.
It's pasture bedtime
It's pasture bedtime.
It’s pasture bedtime.
its pasture bed time
It's pasture bedtime
It’s PASTURE your bedtime.
