A list of puns related to "Parking Attendant"
He took one look and said, "You could've been a bit straighter."
Parking attendant: you can't park here.
Me: But all these other cars parked here.
Parking attendant: they didn't ask.
I wanna commit suislide
I went to the transportation office at work with my coworker who was in need of a new parking pass. I don't drive to work, so I did not need to be there.
Parking Pass Attendant (to me): "Do you need a parking pass too?"
Me: "No thanks, I don't have a car."
Parking Attendant jokingly: "You should get one anyway and wear it around your neck"
Me: "I think wearing a car around my neck would get pretty heavy after a while"
So we just sat down at a pizza place and my dad is wearing a neon green hoodie from working as a parking lot attendant
Waitress: well your hoodie is really bright!
Dad: thanks! I just charged it up!
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