I asked the attendant, "Could you please validate my parking?"

He took one look and said, "You could've been a bit straighter."

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👤︎ u/greedydita
📅︎ Sep 20 2022
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I asked a parking attendant if I could park on a road.

Parking attendant: you can't park here.

Me: But all these other cars parked here.

Parking attendant: they didn't ask.

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👤︎ u/Guy2things
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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what did the depressed water park attendant think of at the top of a high rise building?

I wanna commit suislide

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📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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Parking Passes

I went to the transportation office at work with my coworker who was in need of a new parking pass. I don't drive to work, so I did not need to be there.

Parking Pass Attendant (to me): "Do you need a parking pass too?"

Me: "No thanks, I don't have a car."

Parking Attendant jokingly: "You should get one anyway and wear it around your neck"

Me: "I think wearing a car around my neck would get pretty heavy after a while"

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📅︎ Sep 10 2015
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Dinner dad joke

So we just sat down at a pizza place and my dad is wearing a neon green hoodie from working as a parking lot attendant

Waitress: well your hoodie is really bright!

Dad: thanks! I just charged it up!

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👤︎ u/ATmotoman
📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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