Parallel Park Puns

A list of puns related to "Parallel Park"

I thought I failed my parallel parking test.

Luckily my driving instructor grades on a curb.

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👤︎ u/cjjsteen3
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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What's the deal with parallel parking? It should be called co-linear parking, parking in a parking lot is parallel parking!

My dad was a math teacher and thinks he's Seinfeld.

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👤︎ u/USAFacts
📅︎ Apr 05 2014
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Why did the valet hate working in an alternate universe?

Because it was all parallel parking!

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👤︎ u/GravyxNips
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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My son is nervous about his upcoming driving test.

I said, “Don’t worry. Your parallel parking skills are unparalleled.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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