I have no words, you guys.
If you wanna learn more, check out some news sites, I'm just venting because I feel helpless.
Box Score updated on 5/16/2021 at 18:6 EDT
San Marino 0 - 2 Vatican City
| TEAM | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | R | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SM | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| VCS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 |
Scoring Plays
| Inning | Team | Play | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| VCS | B4 | 0-2 | Hannibal Bligh HR. Crash Davis scores from first. |
Box
| # | Dan Marinos | Pos | AB | R | H | RBI | BB | SO | BA | # | Battle Popes | Pos | AB | R | H | RBI | BB | SO | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Stan Mann | RF | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .150 | 1 | Ryan Tyburn | SS | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | .472 |
| 2 | Jefferson Steelflex | C | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | .447 | 2 | Hornot Hivez | RF | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .000 |
| 3 | Isaac Saffron | CF | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .424 | 3 | At Bat: Joe Pidgeon | 3B | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | .000 |
| 4 | Franz Lisztpitcher | LF | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | E | 4 | Demetrios Ooga | C | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | E |
| 5 | Rub A. Chikin | 1B | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | .333 | 5 | Crash Davis | CF | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .273 |
| 6 | Dan Gerzone | DH | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | .375 | 6 | Hannibal Bligh | DH | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| 7 | Due Up: Whitt Bass | SS | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | E | 7 | Derek Bongiovanni | LF | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .421 |
| 8 | Dinger Sampson | 3B | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | .429 | 8 | 1B | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .214 | |
| 9 | Jhahn Tahmus | 2B | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | .393 | 8 | Johnny Dickshot | 1B | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .455 |
| 9 | Finn Hudson | 2B | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .190 |
Game Notes
2B: Whitt Bass 2
HR: Hannibal Bligh
Baserunning
SB: Stan Mann
CS: Dan Gerzone, Demetrios Ooga
Pitchers
| Dan Marinos | IP | H | ER | BB | SO | R/6 | Battle Popes | IP | H | ER | BB | SO | R/6 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1.0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4.43 | 2.0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 3.45 | ||
| 2.0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | E | 2.0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | E | ||
| Sconnie McSwings | 2.0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | E | 1.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | E | |
| Garitek | 1.0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | E |
Bench
| Dan Marinos | POS | HAND | Battle Popes | POS | HAND |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Buster ""Striker"" Walker | 3B, UTIL | R | Franz Joseph Hymen | LF | L |
| Basethony Balltano | C, COF | L | Lane Drew | P | L |
| Tygen Shinybeard | CF | R | |||
| Steel Pipe Simpson | P | L |
Inning Summary
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... keep reading on reddit โกSince the Great Flood, the Catholic Church has given little support to the people of the lowlands. Heretics and heathens rule to the East while some of those to the north worship false idols as gods. Seeing as the Vatican and its ruler have given no support to the true followers of Christ in Scotland, the council of elders in the Church of the Holy Mission have deemed the current Pope as unfit to serve and a heretic, as he no longer serves the people and beliefs that serve him.
As such, the Council of Elders have taken it upon themselves to elect James the Holy as pope of the Holy Catholic Church and name him Bishop of Paisley and Motherwell, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Scotland, Archbishop and Metropolitan of Glasgow, Sovereign of Our Lord and Savior's Sacred Nation of the Holy Mission, Servant of the servants of God. He has taken the name Pope John XXIV to honor John Ogilvie, the last Scottish Saint.
All true followers of Christ, in Scotland and abroad, are invited to attend the Papal Inauguration during which James the Holy will take his Papal Oath and be crowned as the true Vicar of Christ. The coronation will take place in two months time, giving plenty of time for followers of Christ throughout all the isles to travel to our sacred lands.
[I donโt really have time to do a full RP thread on discord, but if anyone from you nation is attending just post here and I will respond]
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
President Giulian Verplanck (D-WI)
Administration:
Vice President: Robert E. Lee
Vice President of the United States since 1853 (R-VA)
First Lady: Vacant
Secretary of State: William Cabell Rives
Secretary of State of the United States since 1849 (D-VA)
Secretary of State: Martin van Buren
Former President, Secretary of State since 1853 (D-NY)
Secretary of Treasury: Thomas Ewing
Secretary of the Treasury since 1853 (R-OH)
Secretary of Labor: Ely Moore
Secretary of Labor since 1856 (D-NY)
Secretary of War: Sam Houston
Secretary of War since 1849 (D-TX)
Secretary of the Navy: Franklin Pierce
Secretary of the Navy since 1853 (D-MI)
Postmaster General: Jefferson Davis
Postmaster General since 1853 (D-MS)
Secretary of Agriculture: Horace Greeley
Secretary of Agriculture since 1856 (D-NH)
Governor of the National Bank: Nathaniel P. Tallmadge
Governor of the National Bank since 1853 (D-NY)
Judicial Appointments:
[Supreme Court justice William Marcy since 1854](https
... keep reading on reddit โก
Pilot on me!!
Theyโre on standbi
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐ Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
