I bought a thesaurus but when I opened it all the pages were blank
I had no words to describe how angry I was
Went to a fish and chip shop shop that served the food on old atlas pages instead of newspaper.
A bit odd but it really put that plaice on the map.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get “Gnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...
Did you hear Elliott Page wrote a book about him changing his pronoun?
I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?”
I burst into tears. 12 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Saw this on sarcasm page on Facebook
I'm starting to write a book about a tornado disaster
It's just a draft at the moment.
The right way of flirting
My friend claims the he accidentally glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.
But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books
My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didn’t laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...
It must have been the delivery...
I accidentally ripped a page off my dictionary
After re-checking it, I found out that little to nothing was missing.
I had a friend in the publishing industry who made calendars, but I had to end our friendship
He was always getting hung up on little things, and telling me that our days were numbered. I've turned the page.
I hear he's dating someone now though.
In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m glad about one thing.
Every one reading this is on the same page.
Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.
I am having a really bad day, somebody ripped the front and back pages out of my dictionary.
It just goes from Bad to Worse!
Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page
OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
I came home to find out that one of my kids tore both the front and the back pages of our dictionary.
Things just went from bad to worse.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
Tootsie Pops finally got into the 21st century and created a Facebook page. With it, they created a new catchphrase.
How many likes does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Here's my 2 scents on the puns page.
I swallowed a dictionary today.
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
Some idiot posted a Chinese telephone directory through my door...
It was full of Wong numbers.
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
So far I've memorized seven pages of this dictionary;
I've learned next to nothing.
A book my son is reading. Nothing but fart jokes/puns
My wife said, “Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”
I said, “That’s.....a novel idea.”
Orcas are love spouting and accepting homosexuwhales
I have lost my serving boy
The page cannot be found.
The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.
Apparently it was big news.
What page does this appear on?
I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I just bought a Thesaurus at the store and bought it home to find all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
Just bought a thesaurus and got home to find out the pages are all blank!
I have no words to describe how angry I am...
I was so bored over quarantine that I memorized 6 pages of the dictionary
I learned next to nothing
I was so bored that I memorized 6 pages of a dictionary
I learned next to nothing
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