They both have a great time.
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.
Or 3 for a Pfizer
Iβm lost for words.
They called me Soccertes.
Honestly, I'm entirely on board with this. This has be-comma issue within the community.
...is necessary, critical and essential.
Orders a gin, and tonic.
An Oxford Coma
I said," No, it doesn't."
;
Me: [hears knock on door] Who is it?
Trooper: State police identify yourself
Me: Police identify yourself
Trooper: State police
Me: Police
(Edit: messed up formatting)
A Christler
An oxymoron.
I'm out for breakfast with my S.O. who is a nurse and her family. She's telling us about her patient.
S.O. - He had a paralyzed bowel.
Her Dad - He didn't give a shit.
Can someone think up a pun that comes from the phrase "Proper Comma Usage" but also relates to the most popular form of male-member based contraception?
An OxfordsTheSaurus.
They both had a great time.
Or 3 for a Pfizer!
They both have a good time.
Both of them had a great time.
They both have a great time.
Both of them had a great time.
