They both have a great time.
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.
If you canβt find it itβs a comma chameleon.
Or 3 for a Pfizer
Iβm lost for words.
They called me Soccertes.
Honestly, I'm entirely on board with this. This has be-comma issue within the community.
...is necessary, critical and essential.
Orders a gin, and tonic.
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a commaβs a pause at the end of a clause.
Technically our cannon "shoots eats and leaves".
(As in the oxford comma panda assassin... that "eats, shoots, and leaves")
Anyway I've waited years for someone to appreciate this .... and it has never happened so far. I hope you are slightly amused....
An Oxford Coma
I said," No, it doesn't."
;
Me: [hears knock on door] Who is it?
Trooper: State police identify yourself
Me: Police identify yourself
Trooper: State police
Me: Police
(Edit: messed up formatting)
A Christler
An oxymoron.
I'm out for breakfast with my S.O. who is a nurse and her family. She's telling us about her patient.
S.O. - He had a paralyzed bowel.
Her Dad - He didn't give a shit.
Can someone think up a pun that comes from the phrase "Proper Comma Usage" but also relates to the most popular form of male-member based contraception?
An OxfordsTheSaurus.
They both had a great time.
Or 3 for a Pfizer!
Both of them had a great time.
They both have a good time.
Both of them had a great time.
They both have a great time.
