There’s another bacterial salad outbreak...
Yet lettuce romaine calm 🤦🏻♂️
I’m really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!
Since the start of the Covid outbreak I own the quietest bar in the land....
Did you hear about the diarrhoea outbreak at the journalist convention?
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
During this outbreak, we must follow all directions from the Police
So don't stand so close to me
Lots of people are staying indoors during the outbreak
There’s definitely a trend here, seeing as how they coincide.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak ?
I heard that during this virus outbreak, we shouldn't use the same faucets as other people.
It's something called social distance sink.
Sweden is having a bad outbreak of the Krona virus.
I have no IKEA when it will be Finnished.
Did you know that flight simulator game sales have increased since the outbreak?
A lot of pilots are working from home too!
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
Apparently, if the Coronavirus outbreak gets worse, they might have to cancel all the flights in and out of John Lennon airport.
Q: what kind of humor is the CDC recommending during the Coronavirus outbreak?
During this virus outbreak, I'll be isolated with my bottles of booze.
I call it my... liqourantine.
There has been an outbreak of mad cow disease in Austria.
The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick
Fresh Thyme blackberries linked to hepatitis A outbreak in three states.
One time I caused a massive cold outbreak in school when I lived in MA
I made Massachusetts live up to its name.
What does a Pokemon call a herpes outbreak?
How do data scientists quantify rabies outbreaks?
With the new e.coli outbreak in romaine lettuce, it is really confusing me that the CDC is telling everyone to toss salad...
The news just commented on the outbreak of measles and those who don't get vaccinated.
Those people make me sick...
I really hope that there isn't a mad cow disease outbreak
It would leave udder destruction
These days, doctors are not too concerned about bird flu outbreaks.
We were talking about norovirus outbreaks on Carnival cruises at dinner
My dad says, "That's why it's important to keep it in ship shape".
There has been an outbreak of bovine viruses in Austria.
The hills are alive with the sound of moo sick
I'm really worried about this ecoli outbreak
But lettuce romaine calm.
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