Professor X: What's your superpower?
Me: Hindsight
Professor X: Well that won't be much help to us...
Me: Yes I see that now.
My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in for an X-ray.
I wonder what she saw in him.
With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
lil Nas X sold his sole to the devil..
What did the Apple OS say to the Windows OS when it wanted to merge?
I jokingly told my X-ray technician that I didn't believe in X-rays...
but she saw right through me.
What was it called the very first time a mathematician solved 1/cosecant(x)
Just read that FED X are merging with UPS and now will be known as....
Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.
It will be the herd shot 'round the world.
My x wife hated the way I organized everything
Hopefully my y wife won’t be my last.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
There’s a Bounty on my head [X-Post: r/IndiaSocial]
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Say what you want about the iPhone X but
You can't deny it had a top notch screen.
Every month, I get a phase in which I make a lot of jokes about the +7 OS of iodine.
I make periodic periodic jokes.
I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
Why was Gimli so interested in plotting equations on an x-y coordinate plane?
He heard it involved axes.
Why did I put the can of Spaghetti-Os back on the shelf?
I didn’t get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday.
I need someone to console me.
Please bring my x back, don't ask y :(
I just watched a Movie about a y= x graph!
The plot was a bit predictable
And a little flat!
Had good Special f(x) though
X-Post from r/prequelmemes
They also had to make a new OS
The guy who played Wolverine on X -men was awesome
Hugh probably know him by Jackman
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
Trans X Men, call it "Ex-Men"
What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
Q: What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
A: Darwin.
Q: Why?
A: It's the evolution of Unix.
Who can X-Men and circus performers call to lift their large vehicles?
Son: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Dad: I know you think it’s R, but I think it’s X. Son: Why?
No, it’s definitely not Y.
If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.
Dear math, please stop asking us to find your x
She has obviously moved on already, and you should, too
Here's a math joke:My friend said he turned into y=1/x...
but I think he was just being hyperbolic
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
What do the X-men call their sperm?
Never lie to an X-ray technician
they can see right through you
I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
What do you call dental X-rays?
Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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