Why are orthodontists the most divine of all medical practitioners?

Cuz they're trancen-dental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mighty_alicorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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During covid, my orthodontist told my I should tend to my teeth by myself.

β€œHow?” I asked.

He said β€œBrace yourself.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnchartedQuasar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I had to reschedule a work meeting today to bring my son to the orthodontist. My coworker said she was thinking the same thing because she has to visit the dentist.

I told her that was quite coinciDENTAL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Promiscuous_D8a
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Fred: Can you tell me about that new do-it-yourself orthodontist?

Ted: Brace yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why will orthodontists and nail salons be the first businesses to reopen?

Because they're fighting tooth and nail for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilkChocolate2434
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I found out my orthodontist is a klan member

He’s a real bracist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JezyJezyJezy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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My daughter has been worried about her orthodontist appointment all day

She tried to brace herself but just couldn’t, so we had the orthodontist do it.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I think my orthodontist is a homophobe

Because he wants all my teeth straight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nitinakhanna
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Orthodontists are going on strike

Orthodontists are going on strike.

Brace yourselves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stefano9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Why didn't Rosa Parks go to the orthodontist?

Because he was a bracist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessesterr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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My Orthodontist doesn't work on commission...

He only works on retainer.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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What do you call an orthodontist who's lost his right to practice?

An Ortho-don't-ist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nobistik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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My orthodontist is definitely a dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InsaneWalrus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2013
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How do orthodontists pay their attorneys?

They keep them on retainer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skryfy
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2016
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My Dad Goes To The Dentist

When he gets there, the Dentist asks, "Are you here for your teeth appointment?"

"No," Dad replies. "I'm here for my teeth alignment. Why would I need pointy teeth?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LavaWolf800
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My wife said she has an appointment

I asked if she was going to the dentist orthodontist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinitelyAbysmal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Orthodontic Dad-joke

Just finished up having the orthodontist take my Herbst appliance out.

We get into the car to head home and my dad says "Man, I bet that really Herbst."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swicki
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2014
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