What shoes does Optimus prime wear?
....Vans
Did you know that Optimus Prime will turn into a monkey anytime he eats food?
Because Prime ate.
If Optimus Prime and his wife got a child...
.. and that child took all the attention growing up, Optimus Prime would become "trans(-)parent".
EDIT: I meant "had", not "got".
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular manβs laughter.
Did you hear? Someone killed Optimus Prime
Judge ruled it a case of vehicular-man slaughter.
What do Ludacris and Optimus Prime have in common?
They both tell people to Roll Out.
Where does Optimus Prime go for lunch?
To the Food Trucks.
I heard Optimus Prime is writing a book.
It's an Autobotography.
My kids didn't think it was funny. Thought you guys might get a good groan out of it.
Optimus Prime is writing a new book.
It's semi autobiographical.
Why were the decepticons not able to divide the Autobots?
Because the autobots had Optimus Prime
What shoes does Optimus Prime wear?
Vans
Why can you be arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular manβs laughter.
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular manβs laughter.
