What shoes does Optimus prime wear?

....Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_sobe87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Did you know that Optimus Prime will turn into a monkey anytime he eats food?

Because Prime ate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobzilla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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If Optimus Prime and his wife got a child...

.. and that child took all the attention growing up, Optimus Prime would become "trans(-)parent".

EDIT: I meant "had", not "got".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poustimou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?

Vehicular man’s laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Optimus β€œPrime”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/palazzo47-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Did you hear? Someone killed Optimus Prime

Judge ruled it a case of vehicular-man slaughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pLeThOrAx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Where does Optimus Prime go for lunch?

To the Food Trucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aguscerdo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What do Ludacris and Optimus Prime have in common?

They both tell people to Roll Out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodyShadow23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I heard Optimus Prime is writing a book.

It's an Autobotography.

My kids didn't think it was funny. Thought you guys might get a good groan out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegunt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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Optimus Prime is writing a new book.

It's semi autobiographical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GinormousPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Why were the decepticons not able to divide the Autobots?

Because the autobots had Optimus Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roan_b
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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If a company called Optimus was bought by Amazon

Would there be an Optimus Prime?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Congressperson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What shoes does Optimus Prime wear?

Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Why can you be arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?

Vehicular man’s laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?

Vehicular man’s laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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