What shoes does Optimus prime wear?
....Vans
Did you know that Optimus Prime will turn into a monkey anytime he eats food?
Because Prime ate.
If Optimus Prime and his wife got a child...
.. and that child took all the attention growing up, Optimus Prime would become "trans(-)parent".
EDIT: I meant "had", not "got".
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular manβs laughter.
Did you hear? Someone killed Optimus Prime
Judge ruled it a case of vehicular-man slaughter.
Where does Optimus Prime go for lunch?
To the Food Trucks.
What do Ludacris and Optimus Prime have in common?
They both tell people to Roll Out.
I heard Optimus Prime is writing a book.
It's an Autobotography.
My kids didn't think it was funny. Thought you guys might get a good groan out of it.
Optimus Prime is writing a new book.
It's semi autobiographical.
Why were the decepticons not able to divide the Autobots?
Because the autobots had Optimus Prime
If a company called Optimus was bought by Amazon
Would there be an Optimus Prime?
What shoes does Optimus Prime wear?
Vans
Why can you be arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular manβs laughter.
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular manβs laughter.
