What’s the silent leader of the Autobots called?
Optimus Mime.
How did the autobots defeat the deceptions?
With Primed explosives
Why were the decepticons not able to divide the Autobots?
Because the autobots had Optimus Prime
What do you say to an autobot on cake day?
If this were real life, I'd wish you a happy bot-day!
(Happy cake-ling cursedrobot.)
An Autobot saw his sister transforming and said to her
“That’s a pretty Metal-Morpho-Sis”
Megatron is ambushed by an Autobot trap. Messages Starscream for backup but gets no response...
Eventually, Starscream replies, "sorry I didn't get your message. I was in airplane mode"
While watching Transformers: Age of Extinction with my wife I notice one the autobots was pretty hefty...
I said to my wife, "He must be eating too many carb-uretors."
Thanks to a friend for this joke who just had his 3rd girl. God bless him...
I'm driving my wife to the hospital since shes in labor, Unfortunately she gives birth in the car to a baby boy.
I named him Carson
An Autobot saw his sister transforming and said
“That’s a pretty Metal-Morpho-Sis”
