Decepticon Puns

A list of puns related to "Decepticon"

Why were the decepticons not able to divide the Autobots?

Because the autobots had Optimus Prime

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👤︎ u/roan_b
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call an Irish Decepticon with a skin condition?

A leper-con!

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👤︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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Some Decepticons are refusing to have their kids vacuumed

because they believe the new car smell causes autoism.

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👤︎ u/Turtle_Sweater
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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She's a keeper

Conversation via text. Wife-to-be: "The power just cut out. Looks like it cut out for the whole block" Me: "Maybe someone drove into a transformer" Her: "I hope it was a decepticon"

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👤︎ u/AliensWhoSayYip
📅︎ Oct 07 2014
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