Why were the decepticons not able to divide the Autobots?

Because the autobots had Optimus Prime

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What do you call an Irish Decepticon with a skin condition?

A leper-con!

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My wife asked why I carry a gun in the house.

I told her decepticons. She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.

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She's a keeper

Conversation via text. Wife-to-be: "The power just cut out. Looks like it cut out for the whole block" Me: "Maybe someone drove into a transformer" Her: "I hope it was a decepticon"

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