Bloomer Puns

A list of puns related to "Bloomer"

8yo nephew's an early bloomer. Gets home, tells his dad, "There was a kidnaping at school today." Dad: "What!?!" 8yo, dead serious, -

"It's okay, dad... He woke up." Doesn't even smile. Walks away.

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👤︎ u/NemoKozeba
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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What did the rock say to the flower ok bloomer.
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👤︎ u/GemApples
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Impossible Foods is introducing a new line of Edible Plant based Panties.

They call them Bloomers!

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👤︎ u/dusty-cat-albany
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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In middle school my friends started bragging about him hitting puberty early.

Ok Bloomer

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👤︎ u/pinuten
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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What do you call a pair of undies that was lost in the mail?

A late bloomer.

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👤︎ u/StanggTwin
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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What do you call someone that starts getting allergies later in life?

A late bloomer.

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👤︎ u/the_bradley
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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