Online Retailer Puns

A list of puns related to "Online Retailer"

My wife ordered a stool form an online retailer

Wife: "It is arriving tomorrow."

Me: "If you do not like it, can we return it within 30 days?"

Wife: "Yes, why do you ask?"

Me: "Does that make it a stool sample then?"

Wife: "..."

True story, including her lack of enthusiasm for my obviously excellent sense of humor.

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👤︎ u/mbrown705
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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Did you hear that the largest online retailer started selling steaks?

Amazon Prime Rib.

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👤︎ u/_drumstic_
📅︎ Jul 23 2017
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Was in the Amazon part of the Baltimore Aquarium...

and my dad looked at me and goes "I didn't realize we were in an online retailer!!!"

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👤︎ u/harajukugirl135
📅︎ Dec 17 2013
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